A/N: Fem!Sasu is just too funny. I had to write something about it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Sasuke sat on her normal bar stool and downed another drink. She had just returned from another mission, she deserved this. She pushed the glass across the counter so the bartender could refill it, but instead had it pushed back towards her, empty.
"Give me a minute." The bartender said, smiling widely. He wiped his hands on his pants and walked out through the back door.
Sasuke groaned in frustration and looked at the digital clock hanging on the wall. 8:45pm. Too early to go home. She slouched forward a little and inspected the little white dots on the green marble counter as she waited for somebody to come and refill her drink.
There were nights when she got home from a mission bloodied, battered, and so exhausted that it was difficult to walk straight and all she wanted to do was pass out on her king-sized bed and sleep until noon the next day. Then there were nights when she has returned from a fairly simple mission, letting her mind wander onto depressing topics and all she wanted to do was get drunk off her ass then try to drag her feet home and pass out on the carpet of her living room floor.
Two agonizingly slow minutes passed, she noticed once she looked up at the clock, then back down to her empty glass. Yes, it was defiantly one of those nights.
The sound of a door opening then shutting again caught her attention. She looked up to see the bartender grinning as he inspected her impatient expression. Grabbing her glass, he quickly refilled it as ordered and pushed it back towards her.
"Don't you think you've had enough for a little lady?" He smirked and Sasuke's eyes immediately bled red as she shot up from her seat and slammed her fists on the counter.
"What did you call me?" Her eyes met with the man's before her and glared darkly at him. "Never call me—"
"A lady." Somebody else finished for her. "We know, Uchiha." The person placed a hand on her shoulder, forcing her to sit down.
"Naruto," She growled. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"Jeez. A guy can't even come out for a drink anymore without getting death glares from the chicks. What has the world come to?" He shook his head jokingly and took a seat next to his teammate. "It's simple, Sasuke. Try relaxing."
"I would listen to your boyfriend." The bartender interupted, oblivious to the glares being sent from both customers now at the usage of the word 'boyfriend'. "For a little lady, you're so uptight."
That's it. Sasuke shot up from her seat once again and delivered a punch to the man's face, but Naruto was faster and caught her wrist before she could do any real damage.
"Let. Go." She hissed, determined to bash this man's face in.
"I can't."
"Why?" She asked, pulling her wrist away from the grasp. "Are you not man enough to do it?" She smirked, and when the bartender turned around to face her, she slammed her fist directly into the mouth that had insulted her.
A/N: This idea came from my cousin. We were moving very heavy furniture around the house and he told me to suck it up and take it like a man. XDD
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