Written for teh loverly Yu-Chan. This is crack-fic, meaning do not take it seriously. I'm insane and infecting the world of fanfiction with Donut-induced M-preg. No likey, no ready.
As if Kyo wasn't a bubbling pot of emotions ready to explode as it was. Now he was even worse. And it was driving Yuki completly mad!!
"ARGH! QUIT STARING YOU DAMN COW!" Kyo snarled, looking ready to rip Haru's head off at any moment.
Haru was settled on the floor about a foot in front of the chair that Kyo was seated in. His eyes locked onto the over-grown lump that was Kyo's stomache.
"It's facinating." He stated, not once shifting his eyes from the spectacle.
Yuki was looking for the asprin. He had a major headache. Thankfully Shigure was out at the moment. As was Tohru. If they'd been there the whole thing would be ten times worse no doubt. Because Shigure would surely find the whole ordeal hilarious and poor Tohru would be at a loss for words and in total shock.
Of course they would find out at some point...
"Didn't know you had it in you, Yuki." Haru said, turning to give his cousin a devious grin.
Yuki chose to ignore him.
"ARGH! Shut up you damn cow! What the hell are you even doing here?!"
"I wanted to see Yuki. But I think from now on I'll probaly be coming to see you."
Yuki was suprised that Kyo didn't just pound Haru's head into the wall or something. He was half-way to just throwing his cousin out the door himself. But then he'd be alone with Kyo...
"I don't see how this is my fault." Yuki said, rubbing his temples.
"Oh hell no! Your not going to pin this all on me you damn rat!"
"Kyo, it's impossible for a man to get pregnant. There has to be a more logical explanation for this whole thing. You are NOT pregnant. This is NOT my fault."
"The hell I'm not!" Kyo snarled, finaly letting out his anger as he kicked Haru square in the forhead and sending him crashing into the table behind him. "Your not the one who woke up with his stomache two feet out in front of him this morning!"
Yuki shook his head.
The door opened to their right and Shigure walked in. Yuki groaned inwardly. This was NOT what they needed right now.
"Hello everyone. Having a party? I wasn't invited? You know how much I love..." Shigure trailed off, his attention now on Kyo's very obviously overgrown stomache.
"Kyo...Did you eat one of those donuts in my office?" He asked, eyebrows raised in suprise.
"Yeah. So what if I did?" Kyo asked defiantly.
Shigure burst into laughter, making Kyo go red with anger. "WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY, DAMMNIT?!"
When Shigure was finaly able to contain his giggles he looked up. "Oh Kyo, those were magical donuts. They impregnate anyone who eats one."
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