Anakin Skywalker
1. Ask why his eyes are yellow. (Revenge of the Sith)
2. Note that he is way younger than Padme.
3. Say how great of a Master he was. Then run.
4. Ask why he isn't ranked as 'Master Jedi'.
5. Say that he's ugly. (RotS, and Return of the Jedi)
6. Ask why he's bald. Then run.
7. Say that he looks like Lord Voldemort.
8. Ask what happened to his arms and legs.
9. Say, 'Padme's getting married to Obi Wan Kenobi.' Then run and hide till' Anakin gives up trying to find you.
10. Say that he's perfect for Ahsoka.
11. Say that Leia and Hans are getting married, and that he's not invited.
12. Note the while doing this one, make sure Anakin's asleep. Draw on his face making him look like Leo Valdez from The Heroes of Olympus series.
13. Say that if Anakin uses lightning, he'll be as ugly as Darth Sideous. A.K.A. Darth Hideous.
14. Ask why he hates Jabba The Hutt.
15. Ask where his 'mommy' is.
16. Note that in "Attack of the Clones, and RotS, Anakin cried a lot.
17. Ask why he likes Padme.
18. Say that Anakin's a terrible father.
19. Ask why he didn't come to his own wife's funeral. Talk about bad husband.
20. Ask why he killed Younglings.
21. Kill Luke and Leia, then run and don't ever come out. Ever.
Any suggestions welcome for later chapters.