AN: That's it. I officially had to make a spot for all of my Snk/AoT drabbles. Insert corny title and here you all go. Enjoy.
Prompt: Hanji gets two new titan children, and Armin almost gets eaten by one of them. Eren is not happy, and neither is Levi.


When Hanji had gotten some new test subjects, this time appropriately named Spot and Four-Eyes, no one had thought anything of her request to have Eren, Mikasa, and Armin come by while she did some of her usual experiments on them. Moblit was there to make sure his squad leader didn't do anything too insane, and Levi went just in case Hanji wanted to try and get Eren to interact with either titan.

Like many things with Hanji it had just gone from bad to worse.

"Jaegar!"

Levi craned his neck back to glare up at the now titan-sized Eren. Most of Hanji's squad around him had automatically gotten their swords out and at the ready when Eren had transformed, but most of them were now relaxed. Considering he had picked up Armin and Mikasa in one hand and then had climbed to the highest point possible and was now cradling them to his chest, it was safe to say that he was in his right mind. Or at least in a protective one.

"Jaegar, you get the fuck off of that tower or I'm coming up there and personally ripping you out of that body and letting you fall down!"

Nothing. Someone snickered softly, but this was quickly covered by a much louder cough, so the Corporal just tossed a glare behind him. He turned on Hanji, who was hopping about excitedly.

"This is great!" Hanji crowed as she danced around, "If given a good enough reason, Eren can transform without causing himself pain! That must mean his powers are advancing!"

"Yes, but if you haven't noticed, you shitty scientist, we now have a fifteen meter class in plain view of everyone with Mikasa and Armin in it's grasp. Eren or not it's going to look like we don't have control over him!"

Hanji sent him a sour look, "You are such a party pooper, Lev. Fine, fine. Eren, get down here!"

This time the call was met with a loud growl. Armin, the main reason things had gone downhill outside of Hanji, climbed on to Titan-Eren's shoulder and yelled down at them.

"Kill the titans! I don't think he's going to let us come down otherwi-se!" The blonde's last word ended in a squeak as Eren had grabbed him again and once more hidden him from view.

Levi cursed his luck for being stuck between making a protective titan happy and Hanji unhappy. He whirled on Moblit and told the pale looking man that he could make the decision, so he just narrowly avoided it when Hanji launched herself at her subordinate with a thousand pleas to not kill her 'children'.

Maybe next time she wouldn't let Armin get damn near eaten by Four-Eyes. As it was, Commander Erwin would stick him with the paperwork about why Eren remained as a titan for two days straight with Armin and Mikasa stuck in his grasp before finally losing the energy to maintain his titan form, and explaining just how they managed to get the two teens food without being swatted down by Eren.