The End of Time and Space

by not.french

I don't recommend 'The End of Time and Space' to anyone looking for a good Doctor Who fanfic, because it isn't. If you're looking for an affectionate parody, though, check it out. Written with the genius Sola the Sunreaver. And no, my spelling isn't that bad, this is a joke. You'll need to bring a banana to this party.

Thorgar Erickson lived on planet Gallifrey. Thorgar's hero was Odin One-eye. Thorgar went to Time Lord School. One day he graduated. He desided he wanted to use his new found powers to travle back in time and save his hero, Odin, because Odin sacrificed his life to save the planet Gallifrey. He used his sonic iphone to call his freind, Jack the Suspenders Man. Jack made TARDISes.

"Can you make me a TARDIS?" asked Thorgar.

"Sure" said Jack. Jack was a good freind, exept he was always trying to make-out with Thorgar because of his screwed up mind. But that is a story for a diffrent day. After a lunch of fish sticks and custerd they got to work on his TARDIS. It was supposed to look like a speed boate, but ended up looking like a toaster. He painted it blue and rote Police Box on it and they were readdy to go!

They traveled back in time and space to Planet Gallifrey 3,000 years ago. At once they stepped out of the speedboate-toaster-TARDIS. They looked around. The planet was sckorched black and evryone was dead. Well, almost evryone. Thorgar's hero, Odin One-eye was still standing. Jack and Thorgar ran up to him.

"Odin, we have to get out of here, we're going to DIE!" said Thorgar. Odin One-eye looked at them.

"Are you guys from the future?" he asked, with a scared looking face.

"Uhhh…maybe?" said Thorgar.

"Shit" said Odin. And then the World, and space, and time, exploded.

…BTW. April fools Anna. One of you may understand this, everyone else will not.