Disclaimer: I down Own ATHF
-So, I was watching adultswim-Aqua Teen Hunger Force to be exact-and I wondered...why the Spacecataz dont get the attention they deserve. I mean, For spongebob-Dora-Pooh bear-Ect. Ive seen drawings of those characters as real people. Mostly animes but still, it's interesting to see them like that. So I couldnt find a good one for Oglethorpe and Emory-And I drew my own.
-Then I found that they look kinda hot. So I wanted a fanfiction because guess what? None of that was on here.
-Anyway...its random but I thought it'd be fun to change it up a bit. So if you stumbled upon this-I hope you like it.
[Texas.]
The dry warmth of the sun covered the small town. Many kids were outside playing, finding that the shade from the trees was better than the heat in their homes. It was a normal, boring Wednesday afternoon.
Thump.
"Ack!" Dakota grunted as she sprawled out in the grass. Her pressed brown hair fanned out through the green blades.
Dakota was trying to do a wall flip in her yard, finding nothing better to do. After a few failures and painful falls, Dakota ran into her home for a break. As she walked through the living room, she found that Men in Black was on TV.
'Maybe I'll just stay in to watch the rest.' It was one of her favorites, but it really never came on that much.
She went through the kitchen, wiping sweat from her forehead. The weather was too hot for her fancy. Dakota was glad to be wearing shorts today but couldn't find a spaghetti strap shirt. Fortunately, she owned a tie-dye tank top that was cut in the back. The material crossed like a corset and let in an airy breeze.
"Water, water, water…" She sang to herself across the kitchen floor.
The seventeen year old went to open the fridge but the suction on the door was too heavy. Finding this peculiar, the freckled girl called out to her older brother,
"Caleb! What the hell did you do to the refrigerator?"
His voice ran from behind a closed door, "What are you talking about, Koda?"
The girl ruffled her loose dusty brown strands out of her face, they always hung down and tickled her nose. She huffed,
"The damn door-won't open!" She yanked the handle between her words.
Something inside rattled even after Dakota stopped trying to force it open. She felt the object vibrate under her palm.
"Holy cow-is that an earth quake?"
Just then, the door flew open! Dakota jumped back with wide eyes but was quickly sucked into the fridge!
"Caleb! Help!" She blared, but her words were lost in the portal.
[Somewhere in Space...]
The ship glowed from the inside and nano lights blinked across the walls. The floor was a smooth cold metal; Dakota could almost feel it through her shoes. She stumbled out of a gray refrigerator and stared in awe at what she saw.
Two alien creatures, green and orange, stood with their backs to her. They were crooked beings with spikes protruding every which way and that. For whatever reason, they wore white sweat bands. Dakota shook her head in denial, blinking her chocolate eyes.
The green one spoke out, "Dude, where's the Stargate?"
"It's called the FARGATE!" The orange one spat back, "And I don't know-your supposed to know where it is, you incompetent moron!" The two spoke English, but the orange had an accent and the green one had a dragged voice. It made him sound tired, or high.
"Well, I'd kinda like to have…" As the green alien turned around, Dakota jumped backwards.
"Uh oh…" He uttered with open eyes.
The orange one turned back too, "What is it, Emory-Hey! Who the hell is that?"
Dakota did only one thing she could think of in a situation like that, she let out an impaling shriek!
However, the aliens freaked out too. They screamed with her until the shock died down and they simply stared.
The green alien wandered to the fridge, "Oh, look here's the Star-er-Far…gate."
"Who put it in the fridge?" The other one accused.
"Well-I didn't…"
The human eyed the two with caution,
"What ARE you-what do you want? Why am I here? Where IS here? What are those?" She bumbled and poked at the orange alien's skin.
A spike, perhaps it was more like an arm, flew out and smacked Dakota's hand away,
"You don't touch me-Human!" He commanded and she gasped at the sting.
The green one spoke up, "Chill man, you don't have to hit her."
"It's a human-they have diseases!" He paused to think, "From sex!"
"Well, I don't-you igit!" She asserted with her hands on her hips.
The orange being tried to revile, but the female ignored him. Instead, Dakota turned back to the more content being, "Answer my questions or I swear I'll start swingin!"
He stood there-overwhelmed, "Alright, jeez-can everyone just chill for a second?" Once they were in silence, the alien cleared his throat,
"We're aliens called Plutonians and this is our spaceship. I am Emory, and that is my superior-Oglethorpe."
"I can introduce myself!" The orange one shouted.
Emory glanced at him then back at the girl, she seemed to be considering the information well. He went on, "Who are you? You are human, right?"
Dakota nodded, "My names Dakota Carmilla, yes I'm human…uh…can I go now? Please?"
((I'd love a review?))
-I mean...come on...that was just weird. Give me some credit.