Disclaimer: Yeah, right. I own Teen Titans. And Queen Elizabeth is havin' tea in the kitchen with my grandma!! D8

Yup. It's just what the title entails. Ways to annoy our favorite Titan and team leader. If you guys have suggestions, I'll add them on. 8D.

NOW WITH MORE IDEAS FROM cRaZyMaN676!! Read IT!

Sorry if this has been done before. It came to me in the shower this morning.

(1)Call him Batman's sidekick.

(2)Use sharpie to draw eyes on the front of his mask.

(3)Replace his hair gel with honey.

(4)Cut out fun shapes in his cape such as hearts, stars and KITTIES!

(5)Set him up on a 'blind date' with Kitten.

(6)Tell him Starfire is pregnant with Beast Boy's child.

(7)Tell him you've seen his moves before...on a self defense for dummies video.

(8)Paint his motorcycle pink. Make the R on the side of it PUPRLE!

(9)Tell him he's pretty.

(10)Tell him he turned Starfire into a lesbian.

(11)Fill his punching bag with metal. Put a picture of Slade on it. When he loses miserably to the punching bag, say "Score 1, Evil. Score zero, Good guys." (Or Score zero, spiky-haired, tights-wearing traffic light)

(12)Call him the Boy Blunder.

(13)Ask him if Wonder Girl knows he wears her tights.

(14)Tell him Starfire is pregnant with Slade's child.

(15)Use his birderang to clean stuff out of your teeth.

(16)Tell him the Titans unanimously voted Cyborg the new leader of the team.

(17)Tell him he looks like a guy on a movie about teenage druggies you watched the other day.

(18)Ask him if he was ever arrested for cross-dressing.

(19)Ask if he has pimples under his mask.

(20)Put crazy glue on his explosives. When he goes to throw them, they stick to his hand.

(OK, 21.) Tell him ayafangirl spent 10 minutes compiling a list of ways to annoy him.

(22) Tell him the Titans unatimously voted Beast Boy the new leader of the team.

(23) Call him Wonder Bread

(24) Call him a Batman wanna-be

(25) Glue all his masks together or steal every article of clothing accept his underwear

(26) Place pictures of Kitten anywhere he might find them

(27) Tell him Starfire is pregnant with Fang, Red X, or Adonis

(28) Dye all his clothes pink and lock him in Raven's room along with Raven

(29) (My personal fave) Have him explain what 'intercourse' means to Starfire using extremly vague objects

Thank you, cRaZyMaN676 for your frickin' hilarious remarks. I'm still taking requests and everyone thank cRaZyMaN676 for helping me out. He's sooooooooooo funny. OxO

I think Cyborg and Beast Boy would like to make a list like this. How'd you like it? Tell me!