Hey, to all of you that don't know me I'm Suna no Kankuro. Yes, I'm the psychopathic panda man jinchuuriki's older brother.
I'm here to tell you something and to get rid of these rumors spreadin' about me.
First off people believe I'm gay. I didn't know where all of you would get this idea. But you know what happened, someone said I wear makeup. MAKE UP! WHO THE FUCK SAID I WEAR MAKEUP!
Its face paint. Do you hear me IT'S FUCKING FACE PAINT! You see this line and this line and this line. (Points to random lines on his face.) It's! Face! Paint!
Now tell me how someone could not want a person as handsome, delectable, wondrously, fantastically, muscle, lady's man as me. I mean seriously there are no women, and I mean NO women that could not want me. I am every girl's favorite wet dream.
I am the most wonderful catch in the world. Now seriously, Google me with and without me face paint, I'm sexy both ways.
Now remember if you're a guy you should be all like OMG its Kankuro the sexiest man alive. We should be trying to be him and show him some respect.
Ladies, I'm always there if you need me. I'll show you a good time.