Again...
*** I was listening to Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days and got inspired***
The Dark Lord was ashamed of himself. Of all of the lowly acts he could have chosen to participate in while occupying the house of his bastard father, he was doing this.
"Music" he thought, "The most lowly thing that muggles have allowed into their society. How could anyone allow themselves to be influenced by such a thing!" But none the less, there he was, sitting and listening to the muggle radio that he had discovered in the attic of the home. As soon as he had turned it on, a guitar had blasted through the speakers and the beat had been dropped by a set of drums. As soon as the lyrics started he could tell that this song would have something to do with sex.
Kelly won't kiss my friend, Cassandra Amanda won't leave me empty handed
Jessica won't play ball
Mandy won't share her friend, Miranda
Doesn't anybody live at all?
Got her number from a bathroom stall
Brandy just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old
But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go at all
For some reason, he was suddenly getting images of Bellatrix Lestrange racing through his head, and those images were of her in cloths that left little to the imagination. As those images passed through his head he began to ponder the idea of Bellatrix giving him a 'little show'.
She wraps those hands around that pole She don't play nice, she makes me beg Your body's lightin' up the room
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Because that's pornstar dancin'
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Pornstar dancin'
I want a naughty girl like you
There's nothing hotter than a...
Oh gods did he want Bellatrix to give him a show. He could only imagine what Bellatrix would do with some sexy lingerie and a pole. He pondered calling her, but if her husband would find out that his boss had tried to frisk with his wife, Rodolphus might beat Potter to the kill. Voldemort did find it quite interesting that even though they were hostile toward each other in public, they really were quite devoted to each other.
Stacy's gonna save herself for marriage But I know a place where there's always a show
But that's just not my style
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
But I want girls gone wild
The dollar decides how far you can go
He for some reason got an image of Narcissia in conservative clothing and Bellatrix in a sexy dress that hugged her curves and exposed her ample breasts.
She wraps those hands around that pole She don't play nice, she makes me beg Your body's lightin' up the room
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Because that's pornstar dancin'
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Pornstar dancin'
I want a naughty girl like you
Let's throw a party just for two
You know those normal girls won't do!
As the guitar solo took up, his desicion had been made, he would call Bellatrix and ask her to give him a strip tease. He may have been the most powerful wizard in history, but he still had manly needs. He was sure that Bella would have one of two reactions; she would either whole-heartedly agree and begin a fun night with him; or she would call him a raging pervert, scream that she was married and leave. In his mind, it was worth the risk.
She wraps those hands around that pole She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Because that's pornstar dancin'
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin right by the stage for this
Pornstar dancin'
Once the song had come to an end, the Dark Lord turned off the radio and pressed his pale fingers to his mark. Within moments, Bellatrix was kneeling in front of him and looking at him with unmatched intensity.
"Bellatrix, I have heard of a muggle trend that I am eager to explore, would you be so kind as to try it with me?"
"Were you listening to the muggle radio again?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Because every time you hear a 'sexy' song on the radio you want me to strip tease you..."
"Bellatrix... umm... Go home!"
"... -_- ... ok..."
With a pop she was gone.
"What did he want love?" Rodolphus asked when Bella arrived home.
"He heard 'Porn Star Dancing' on the radio again..."