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-------------------------------The Botheration of Snape---------------------------------------------

Mary-Jane (I made her up) POV:

My friend and I were having a conversation. It included very a important matter: Severus Snape.

"Do you think he's ever happy?" my friend, Mirelle, asked as the man in question strode past us, his black robes billowing behind him.

"About what?" I asked back. "I can't see what he has to be happy about, with his hatred of Harry Potter, and Neville blowing up his cauldron half the time."

"It's just a thought," she concluded, shrugging. "We never see him smile--unless it's a smirk, which is NOT a pleasant thing to see--or laugh for that--" She suddenly stopped.

"What?" I said.

"MJ," she said, a smile tugging at her lips, "laughing."

"What?" I said again, looking at her cautiously.

The smile was full on her face now. "I have just come up with the most brilliant plan in the entire universe," she explained bluntly.

"What?" I said for the third time. Before I could say any more, she grabbed my hand and started to run down the hall--the direction Snape was walking.

A few seconds later, we spotted him, walking quite slowly now, for reasons I still don't know. Mirelle hid us behind a pillarish torch thing, and turned to me.

"I dare you to annoy him," she said to me. I stared at her blankly, then in horror. "Oh, come on, MJ, it'll be fun!"

"Are you insane?" I said. "I could get detention!"

"It's not like you don't already," she countered. I frowned. "Come on," she begged. "It'll be awesome."

I thought about it for a moment, then smiled. "You're on," I said. Mirelle jumped up and down and giggled.

I walked from the hiding place, heading towards Snape. When I was a few yards away, I put my plan into action.

I paused for a second, trying to put on my most shocked expression. "Professor Snape!" I haf-shouted, "your robes are on fire!"

"What?! Where--?" he shouted. He looked up for a millisecond, but I ran like hell before he could look anymore.

I got back to where Mirelle was. "That was awesome!" she told me, giving me a high-five and laughing. "His reaction was priceless!"

"We have to do something like that again!" I suggested, laughing hysterically.

"Oh, we will," Mirelle answered, a malicious glint in her eye. "We will..."

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Note from the author: Hi! I'm Elphabella's friend and I asked her to put this up for me. I am not J.K. Rowling, so I don't own any of these either. This is MY first fanfic, so I hope you enjoy it! Cheers!(I am not English, by the way)