(At the Butterfly castle)
King River Butterfly was sitting in his throne, thinking about Star's wand training on Earth. Then suddenly a portal the size of the drawbrige door opened. Out came Bud Lightweiser the beer truck.
"What could that be?," River said to himself. He approached the beer truck.
"My name is Bud Lightweiser," said the beer truck.
"Oh, uh, hi?," said River nervously. "Good thing you're here, cause' the Super Bowl is starting!", River yelled.
"Great, I got a truckload of beer here," said Bud.
(Later, in Star's room in the castle)
The room was full of guests, including Bud, King Pony Head, Glossaryck, the wand (who just happens to become anthropomorphic), and River himself.
"Seriously, I hope Helios doesn't strike again," said the wand as it took a sip of Budweiser.
"Agreed with you," said King Pony Head. "Oh, look, the 49ers are winning against the Chicago Bulls!," exclaimed Bud as he cheered.
"Seriously, when did the NFL mixed with the NBA?," said Glossaryck.
(5 hours later)
All of the guests were sleepy and drunk. Bud woke up. He was drunk, but he decided to go home. So he fetched his trailer and drove drunk through the portal. Then you can hear a crash. Then a car tire rolled through the portal as it closed.
River was still sleeping on top of King Pony Head. The end for this drabble. Next drabble: The Supra Tuners.