Tiny Chairs

by DemonicPiano

Poland spots this tiny chair, and has to totally sit on it. Or in it. However one handles chairs.

I was walking by this house, and I could not help myself from looking in through the window I was passing. It was a clean window, you know? Who doesn't look at clean windows? So anyway, I saw this really tiny chair, and I thought, "Wow! That's the cutest chair ever! I like, have to sit on it!"

I opened the front door and went into the room where the chair should be. I think it was some kind of kid's room, because there was a small bed and a small child sitting at a small desk. He looked surprised that I was in that room, but I didn't come for the kid, you know? He got up and ran out, leaving me to enjoy what I originally came for without any distractions. The chair. So I went over to it, and sat on it. It was totally amazing! Until it made this really weird noise. It was all like, "ERRRR NRGGGHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY" AND. IT. BROKE. WHILE I WAS SITTING ON IT. IT HURT MY BUTT.

Then the child came back with this really scary looking guy, like really scary looking. I almost passed out right then and there. So, then he like, flew off the hook, and I think he was trying to yell at me, but it sounded like a pig was farting whenever he opened his mouth. He started to do this weird chicken dance thing, pointing at the door. I think he wanted me to leave. Rude.

So I did, because he was really scary and the chair was gross anyway. That little kid probably farted in it. Whateves. I have better things to sit on.