Okay, Big Idea owns the Hair Brush Song, and Camelot owns Golden Sun.
Garet: Obviously, this is to the tune of The Hair Brush Song.
Yup! ^_^ Anyway, I was asked to do this...when I came out with The
Adepts Who Don't Do Anything, but I couldn't think of how exactly to pull
it off...until now! Enjoy, the one and only Golden Sun parody of...
Garet and Akiko: The Hair Brush Song!
The Hair Gel Song
Garet had just gotten out of the shower and was looking in his
cabinent for his hair gel. Much to his annoyance, he couldn't find it,
so he began singing.
"Oh where is my hair gel?
Oh where is my hair gel?
Oh where, oh where
Oh where, oh where
Oh where, oh where
Oh where...
I my hair gel?"
Kraden, having heard his outburst, came upon the scene. After
getting over his shock and embarrasment of seeing Garet in a towel, he
proceded to sing:
"I think I saw some hair gel back there!"
Kraden used his arm to indicate where he had seen the hair gel,
then left, closing the door behind him. Garet was excited.
"Back there is my hair gel
Back there is my hair gel
Back there, back there
Oh where, back there
Back there, back there
Back there...
Is my hair gel!"
It was at that point that Alex opened the door. After getting
over his shock and embarrasment at seeing Garet in a towel, he began to
sing.
"Why do you need hair gel you don't have any hair that needs
spiked!"
And he left. Garet was crushed.
"No hair for my hair gel
No hair for my hair gel
No hair, no hair
Oh where, back there
No hair, no hair
No hair...
For my hair gel."
Isaac decided to burst in on the scene. After getting over his
shock and embarrasment of seeing Garet in a towel, he sighed and began
an...apology.
"Garet, I'm sorry
But that old hair gel
You don't use it
You don't really need it
So I gave it to Ivan
Because his hair's flat."
And he left. Garet was even more crushed than before, and began
singing, very softly at first, but then getting louder.
"Not fair, oh my hair gel
Not fair, my poor hair gel
Not fair, not fair,
No hair back there
Not fair, not fair
Not fair...
My little hair gel."
Having heard his proclamation, Ivan came into the bathroom, also
in a towel. After getting over the shock and embarrasment of
seeing...well...eachother, Ivan proceeded to say.
"Thanks for the hair gel."
And he left. Garet was happy, good had been done. But he still
felt the need to say:
"Take care of my hair gel
Take care of my hair gel
Take care, take care
Take care, don't dare
Take care, take care
Take care...
Of my hair gel."
The End.
Okay, I hope that amused somebody.
Garet: It certainly amused Akiko. She laughed her butt off.
Picard: That could make sitting difficult.
Garet: I didn't mean that literally, Picard.
Picard: Oh. Nevermind then.
Ookay....o_O;;; I need to find Isaac...
Garet: Obviously, this is to the tune of The Hair Brush Song.
Yup! ^_^ Anyway, I was asked to do this...when I came out with The
Adepts Who Don't Do Anything, but I couldn't think of how exactly to pull
it off...until now! Enjoy, the one and only Golden Sun parody of...
Garet and Akiko: The Hair Brush Song!
The Hair Gel Song
Garet had just gotten out of the shower and was looking in his
cabinent for his hair gel. Much to his annoyance, he couldn't find it,
so he began singing.
"Oh where is my hair gel?
Oh where is my hair gel?
Oh where, oh where
Oh where, oh where
Oh where, oh where
Oh where...
I my hair gel?"
Kraden, having heard his outburst, came upon the scene. After
getting over his shock and embarrasment of seeing Garet in a towel, he
proceded to sing:
"I think I saw some hair gel back there!"
Kraden used his arm to indicate where he had seen the hair gel,
then left, closing the door behind him. Garet was excited.
"Back there is my hair gel
Back there is my hair gel
Back there, back there
Oh where, back there
Back there, back there
Back there...
Is my hair gel!"
It was at that point that Alex opened the door. After getting
over his shock and embarrasment at seeing Garet in a towel, he began to
sing.
"Why do you need hair gel you don't have any hair that needs
spiked!"
And he left. Garet was crushed.
"No hair for my hair gel
No hair for my hair gel
No hair, no hair
Oh where, back there
No hair, no hair
No hair...
For my hair gel."
Isaac decided to burst in on the scene. After getting over his
shock and embarrasment of seeing Garet in a towel, he sighed and began
an...apology.
"Garet, I'm sorry
But that old hair gel
You don't use it
You don't really need it
So I gave it to Ivan
Because his hair's flat."
And he left. Garet was even more crushed than before, and began
singing, very softly at first, but then getting louder.
"Not fair, oh my hair gel
Not fair, my poor hair gel
Not fair, not fair,
No hair back there
Not fair, not fair
Not fair...
My little hair gel."
Having heard his proclamation, Ivan came into the bathroom, also
in a towel. After getting over the shock and embarrasment of
seeing...well...eachother, Ivan proceeded to say.
"Thanks for the hair gel."
And he left. Garet was happy, good had been done. But he still
felt the need to say:
"Take care of my hair gel
Take care of my hair gel
Take care, take care
Take care, don't dare
Take care, take care
Take care...
Of my hair gel."
The End.
Okay, I hope that amused somebody.
Garet: It certainly amused Akiko. She laughed her butt off.
Picard: That could make sitting difficult.
Garet: I didn't mean that literally, Picard.
Picard: Oh. Nevermind then.
Ookay....o_O;;; I need to find Isaac...