SHAGADELIC POWER RANGERS!
BAM POW KAPUCH! The power rangers did it again man! Whooooooo!
"DUDE! Did you see that?" Said the red one
"Oh man dude that was awesomeness soaked in total awesomeness!" said the green one
"Yeh dude totally!" Agreed the yellow one.
"uh… heeeey yellow he/she" said the red one to the yellow one "Wanna date?"
"NUUUUUUUU!" Screamed yellow, "I got tits can't you see dude? Like, i'm totally a chick!"
"Whoops, you in da shit" Green laughed.
"True dat nigga" nodded pink
"WHATCHOO SAY? Stormed blue, getting in Pink's face and punching her across the room.
"Da fuck man?" Red hollered, "you, like, totally hit mah bitch!"
"Nu-uuuuuuuuuh I didn't" Blue said in a sassy American Chick finger wagging fashion
"whoooooooooa who's being racist! I swear someone just called me a Chink" Yelled Yellow
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP" shouted master rainbow man "You must not squabble, you must unite against the evil oppressor, the dude who kills all other dudes; AUSTIN POWERS!"
*PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT*
everyone was silent for about... a milisecond.
"Ach awa an dinnae talk fuckin pish gay rainbow man!" Green yelled at the rainbow dude, "Go shag Red and grow a pair!"
Red interjected wildly, "Ho i aint doing nutin without a gal in the middle. It aint gay if its in a 3-way"
"True dat" Pink said, wiping her bloody nose
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Blue yelled again, kicking her across the room again.
"Yellow, come make a 3-some, like now dudette!"
"Fuck yeah, this'll be, like, totally rad!" Yellow grinned with her rape-face on.
"aaach your aw sick! Luck of the Irish to you you Prodestant fags!" Green snarled
"Someone help me unzip my yellow skin!"
"EEEEWWWWW YOU HAVENT WASHED YOUR SUIT IN SO LONG THAT IT'S BEOME YOUR SKIN?" Pink screamed and fainted
"Saves me the trouble" Blue said kicking her where she lay
Gay Rainbow dude looks shocked and squeks at the incoming Tiger Woods Style sex face of Yellow and Red.
What hereby follows is too shocking to re-tell. Suffice to say that Gay Rainbow Dude walked squint for the consequent three days after.
"Ho... Dude...it's been three days and Pink hasn't moved..." Whispered Green
"Who the fuck cares?" Blue snapped.
*BOOM*
"Groovy baby!" AUSTIN POWERS IS HERE
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Blue was decapitated
"NOOOOOOOOO-" Green was slashed
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK-" Yellow was snapped totally naked and ran screaming into an electricity pylon
"OOOOOOh that's shagadelic baby!" Red was analised and collapsed in shame
"Austin! You came back!" Gay Rainbow dude looked up at him
"I did baby, lets go shag in my rotating zebra print bed a million miles in the air away from poofs in skin tight jumpsuits!"
And with that Gay Rainbow Dude and Austin Powers walked hand and hand into the sunset- after kicking Pink hard in the stomach for good measure.
FIN