Disclaimer: Basically, I own none of this. X-files belongs to Chris Carter...etc... and the true TWELVE DAYS OF X-FILES CHRISTMAS is by Perry1, this is just my fanfic of a fanfic. And the true fanfic kicks some major butt! Perry1 if you read this, I hope you're not mad or insulted, but I'm am really jealous!
A/N: Please be kind, this is my first fic, and please review! Oh one more thing! If anyone knows in which episode someone refers to Scully as "Ice Queen" would be loved forever! And now ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, here's The X-Files Twelve Days Of Christmas, A Lighter Interpretation!
On the first day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the second day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the third day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Four waterbeds,
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Five flashlights
Four waterbeds
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Six bubble baths
Five flashlights
Four waterbeds
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Seven 9mm's
Six bubble baths
Five flashlights
Four waterbeds
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Eight bee stings
Seven 9mm's
Six bubble baths
Five flashlights
Four waterbeds
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Nine gold crosses
Eight bee stings
Seven 9mm's
Six bubble baths
Five flashlights
Four waterbeds
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Ten non-fat to futti rice dreamsicles
Nine gold crosses
Eight bee stings
Seven 9mm's
Six bubble baths
Five flashlights
Four waterbeds
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Eleven new suits
Ten non-fat to futti rice dreamsicles
Nine gold crosses
Eight bee stings
Seven 9mm's
Six bubble baths
Five flashlights
Four waterbeds
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,
Twelve autopsies
Eleven new suits
Ten non-fat to futti rice dreamsicles
Nine gold crosses
Eight bee stings
Seven 9mm's
Six bubble baths
Five flashlights
Four waterbeds
Three wishes
Two alien implants
and a 446 million dollar lawsuit.
A/N: Hope you like! Please read and review! Also if you want to read the real Twelve Days of X-Files Christmas, it's by Perry1!