Author's note: This storyline is like IGW's Transformers: Spotlight series. Each chapter may seem unrelated, but it all explains how my original characters came to Wherever-the-hell- the-HTFs-live.
This first chapter is the first half of T-Rex's story.
The history of Theodore Rexivus is an odd one , because it ties in with the beginning of HTF and how Lumpy came to be. Born from two sucessfully cloned dinosaurs, T-Rex escaped from the tech lab and found his way to MondoMedia. Wanting a job, he went to audition for one of the starring roles...
Author of Happy Tree Friends:This guy is great! We'll take you! Go wait for us over there, where the other stars of this show are.
T-Rex:All right!
T-Rex walks over to the room the guy pointed at, and when he gets in he sees... a bunch of random animals, a few in the crowd that would later be in the show. Among them was a little blue anteater playing with his chemical set.
T-Rex:Aren't you kinda young to auction for this thing?
Anteater:Not really. They wanted anyone from different ages, but so far we've had kids.
T-Rex drops drops his jaw. That little guy talked! And in perfect English! And was more mature then other kids!
Anteater:Now let me try to fix my blankie with these chemicals.
Well, almost.
T-Rex:What's your name, kid?
Sniffles:I'm Sniffles.
T-Rex:Odd name, but I guess it's appropriate.
T-Rex looks at the chemicals.
T-Rex:Say, what are you making there?
Sniffles looks at the dinosaur and grins.
Sniffles:Try it out and see.
T-Rex:A cocktail, perhaps?
Sniffles:Probably.
T-Rex shrugs and takes a gulp of the entire thing. Almost immediately, he starts shaking uncontrollably, getting bigger and arms getting smaller.
T-Rex:What's going on?!
Sniffles:You turn into dinosaur!
T-Rex stands upright, as he always has. But this time he had become much bigger, with sharp teeth and a savage look in his eyes.
T-Rex had transformers into an actual T-Rex.
T-Rex:RRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Sniffles:It worked!
T-Rex then starts attacking the other stars.
Sniffles:A littles too well...
Meanwhile, Giggles, Petunia, and Flaky are actioning.
Author of Happy Tree Friends:Well, we already have a whole bunch of females, so we're going to have to pick one of you three.
As soon as he said that, all three girls are cat fight each other. A second later, T-Rex comes through the wall.
T-Rex:RRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Random animal:Say, I don't remember an actual T-Rex get a role, do you?
Another animal:I didn't even know one actioned.
The hours pass by slowly, as T-Rex started killing the auctioneers. And by the ends of the day, 9 out of ten of the 190 animals were killed, including Lifty's and Shifty's thrid brother, the rat that appeared in "Mole in the city.", and Pop's wife.
Pop:Come on, honey! Stay alive for Cub!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
T-Rex:RRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Pop stares angrily at the Dinosaur, and reaches for one of Sniffles' ray guns.
Pop:THIS IS FOR MY WIFE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Po pulls the trigger, but nothing happens. He tries another, but it's the same thing. It happens again and again. By this time, T-Rex had cut off Handy's arms and Russel's legs and hand. Finally Pop finds a gun that works, and blasts T-Rex and a nearby moose, and both are fried to a crisp. Of the total, the survivors were the ones who would become official.
Author of Happy Tree Friends:Well with most of the auctioneers dead, I'll hire all of you. I'll need one more character, though.
Just then, a blue moose burst out of T-Rex's body.
Sniffles:Hey, that gun you fired was my fusion ray, with the side-effect of the patience's death.
The moose was named Lumpy, the show started, and the T-Rex incident was forgotten. Then 5 years later, in Sniffles' lab...
Sniffles:All right, Lumpy. If I find out who you're related to, will you leave me alone?
Lumpy:...
Sniffles:sigh
Sniffles turns on the machine, and a ray blasts Lumpy. When the smoke clears, another moose comes out of the chamber.
Sniffles:OMG, A MONSTER!
Sniffles kills it, and another thing comes out...T-Rex.
T-Rex:Hey, I remember you! You've grown quite a bit!
Sniffles:Thanks, but you better get out of here befo-
He's cut off as a cabinet falls on him, killing Sniffles.
T-Rex:Before wha-
Another cabinet falls, Killing T-Rex. Lumpy looks there dumbfound.
Author's note:My Transformers story will be on a small hiatus till I've introduced some more of my characters. Don't worry, though.
