Hi, reviewers out there! This is my first time ever creating a South Park fanfic, so I will do my best not to make any of the characters at least OOC or something. Yeah, I'm getting started with the seasons and all and I'm around 5th season, so bear with it.

Disclaimer: Mage of Hope doesn't own South Park, only the OCs.


One day, a MOOVIT truck full of boxes and supplies pulled into the driveway of an empty house that had a sign that said SOLD on it. Some men were carrying furniture out of the truck and into the house.

"Well, I think that's everything," replied a tall man with curly black hair and dark eyes as he placed another box on the floor inside the new home.

"We did it, hun! We're really moved in!" cried out a woman with medium short blond hair, embracing her husband happily.

"It's a new beginning for us. Things are finally going to be good!" agreed the husband, letting go of the embrace.

"Do you really think it will be better for...her?" asked the wife, hopefully and worried.

"They won't look for her here. We just need to make sure she doesn't attract any attention. Come on, let's see what she's doing."

As soon as the couple arrived upstairs, the wife knocked on the door, which had a sign nailed to it that said, "Ricky's room, NOT FREDERICA." "Sweetie? Hon, you all dressed?"

"Yeah, just checking out my room," called out the girl nicknamed Ricky. Her parents opened the door and entered her room, which was mostly purple. There weren't any girl stuff and a box full of boy clothes could be seen near the bed, where Ricky was.

"Hey, champ. How do you like your new room?" asked Ricky's father.

Ricky had short tomboyish blond hair and piercing brown eyes, almost making her look like a boy if it weren't for her feminine features on her face. She wore a purple jacket over a dark blue shirt, light pants, and blue sneakers on. "It's cool, I guess."

"I know it's a big change, but...do you REMEMBER why we moved to this quiet little mountain town?" questioned Ricky's father carefully. Ricky got a little suspicious as his sudden tone, and even more suspicious when she heard her parents talking about how she doesn't remember anything. Remember what exactly?

"Uh, sweetie, we want you to have lots of fun here," said Ricky's mother. "Why don't you go out and make some friends?"

"Right, get outside and PLAY, like...like normal kids," agreed Ricky's father.

"We've got some money for you on the kitchen counter. Just...be back before dark." With that said, Ricky parents went back downstairs to unpack the rest of the house, leaving Ricky alone. Seeing how she has nothing else to do, she went downstairs, snatched the money from the kitchen counter, and wanted to explore the rest of the house.

However, before she could even open the basement door, Ricky's father saw her and walked towards her, pointing to the door. "It wasn't a REQUEST, it was a COMMAND. Now get out there and MAKE SOME FRIENDS!"

"Dude, I just wanted to-" Before Ricky could finish, her father practically dragged her across the room and out the door before shutting it, leaving her outside. "The hell?! He can't kick me out of my own house! Hey! Dad!" Ricky turned around and pounded on the door several times before her father finally opened the door.

"Will you go out and be a kid for Christ's sake?!" Having said that, her father slammed the door shut. Hard.

"Jesus! He didn't have to yell at me like that! I mean, what did I go?" muttered Ricky, walking away. Eventually, she ended up at the park, where she saw three tough girls tossing some sort of doll, and the smaller girl in the middle was trying to catch it.

"Give it back! Give it back!" cried out the smaller, blond haired girl as the doll kept getting tossed.

"Why don't you make us?" a tough girl with a red cap challenged.

"That's MY Justin Bieber doll!" shouted the blond haired girl.

"Not anymore, it's not!" taunted the girl with a grey jacket.

"Hey! Leave her alone and give her back her doll, you whores!" demanded Ricky, arriving at the scene.

"Who's this?" wondered the red cap girl.

"Beat it, kid. If you know what's good for you," warned the girl with the grey jacket, cracking her knuckles. With a still annoyed look on her face, Ricky got into a stance and motioned them to come closer. The three bullies looked at each other before smirking, confident before one of them ran towards Ricky, fist raised.

Ricky easily stepsided and aimed a light punch to the bully's face, making her clutch her face in pain, but not enough to make her nose bleed. As soon as she got her guard down, Ricky swooped down and sweeped her legs under her, defeating her easily.

"Let me try!" shouted the girl in the grey jacket before throwing in the first punch. Ricky counter attacked by grabbing her arm and throwing her a few feet away from her, causing the girl to groan in pain.

"You like beating up on girls?!" cried the last remaining bully before running away in fear.

"Oh, I hope they didn't break it," said the bullied girl, picking up her Justin Bieber doll before sighing in relief, knowing full well it was safe. "Hey, thanks. I owe you one, uh..."

"My real name's Frederica, but I like to be called Ricky. You?"

"Oh! I'm Annie! Nice to meet you! Ooh! I think you should meet the girls, seeing how you're a girl too. Do you wish to speak to the girls now?"

"Eh, why not? Got nothing better to do. Hey, why are you putting a blindfold on me?"

"Oh, nobody but a few chosen including the leader knows where our secret girl base is, so we have to blindfold everyone else to keep it a secret. But if you were trustsworthy enough, then maybe there would be a time when you learned where it is," assured Annie, gently pushing Ricky towards the destination.

About a few minutes later, Annie removed Ricky's blindfold, and Ricky found herself in a large pink room with lots of pink desks, girly stickers around the walls, and posters of hot boys every girl admires. Lots of girls her age were sitting near desks, and the girl in the front happened to be the leader, Wendy.

"The three hundreth and eighty nineth meeting of the girls is herby called to order. Sparkle sparkle," announced Wendy, slamming her mallet.

"SUNSHINE!" all the girls minus Wendy, Annie, and Ricky cheered.

"Sunshine sparkle, Annie Knitts has the floor!" announced a girl near Wendy.

"Ok, so this is the new kid that moved into town. Her name's Frederica, but she likes to be called Ricky," explained Annie. "Anyways, I brought her here because I thought that maybe she could be our new friend."

"Oh! That's not a bad idea! I glitter Annie's idea!" agreed Bebe.

"The chair acknowledges Annie's request and has agreed to allow Ricky to be a new member of the Girls," said Wendy. "I am the leader of the Girls, Wendy Testaburger, nice to meet you!"

"Yeah, sure," said Ricky, bored. "Look, unless you need me for something, I want to go. No offense, but I'm just not into girl stuff."

"Oh, well that's too bad," said Wendy.

"If I may, I have a request for the new kid!" called out a girl named Tara. "Ricky, can you go and get me a Hello Kitty doll?"

"Sorry to sound rude, but why don't you just get one yourself?" asked Ricky.

"Because my parents grounded me, so I can't buy anything."

"And what's in it for me?"

"How about makeup?"

"Nah."

"Cute shopping clothes?"

"Not interested."

"Well what do you want?"


Later...

"These new baseball cards are awesome!" exclaimed Ricky as she started walking back to her house. "Totally worth it!" She looked up and noticed a kid in orange walking through the street, completely normal. However, she didn't expect him to suddenly be run over by a car! "Oh my God! They killed that kid!"

A boy with a green hat who was carrying groceries stopped and saw the corpse of the dead boy. "You bastards!"

"You shall die by my warhammer, drow elf!" shouted a high pitched voice. Ricky turned and saw a blond haired boy with a hammer fighting against some boy dressed like an elf, so she figured they were playing some role playing game.

"Nuh uh!" The elf jabbed his wooden sword forward, which got blocked by the blond haired boy.

"I banish thee to the forest realm!"

"No way, I banished you first!" Ricky rolled her eyes before walking away. "Ha ha! You can't hold out much longer!"

"HELP! SOMEBODY! I can't hold out much longer! HEEELLLPPP!" Ricky sighed before turning back around to help the blond haired boy. If there's one thing she hated, it's bullies picking on the weak. So, she walked over there, and kicked the elf in the back, causing him to turn around to face her. When he did, she punched him in the face, knocking him flat on the ground.

"Hey, no fair! That's cheating!" complained the elf. "I'm going to go tell my mom!"

After the elf left, the blond haired boy turned to Ricky and said, "Thanks, kid. I didn't realize he had a health potion. My name is Butters the Merciful. I'm a paladin. I live right next door to you! We should be friends!"

"Sure. My name's Frederica, but I perfer to be called Ricky. So, you playing some sort of role playing game? Can I join in?"

'Yeah! Now that we're friends, you should speak with the Wizard King! He's been talking about your arrival! The wizard lives this way! Follow me!"


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