Title: Back to Back
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: at least to start of season 3.
Genre: Gen
Prompt: Whump
Word count: 404
A/N: Not betaed, so please feel free to point out any goof-ups. This one has been sitting on my harddrive forever and waiting for something to inspire me to finish it. Seems that this was it. Written for ncisflashfic on Livejournal
Summary: Yes, Tony, I'm handcuffed to a chair. Glad I'm not the only one.
"Ow, ow, ow!"
"Nice to see you're finally awake, DiNozzo."
"Boss?"
"Yeah, DiNozzo?"
"Are you handcuffed to a chair?"
"Yes, Tony, I'm handcuffed to a chair."
"Ah, good. Well, not really. But glad I'm not the only one. What the hell is that?"
"That's my hands."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"So, you're handcuffed to a chair that's back to back with mine."
"Ya think?"
"Sorry, Boss."
"Can you see anything that might be helpful?"
"No, not really."
"Not really?"
"Yeah, well, there's two really ugly purple chairs next to two tables, and I haven't seen a chair that ugly since I went to my cousin's –"
"DiNozzo!"
"But other than that, I've got all wall. Lots of boring, boring wall. How 'bout you, Boss?"
"There's a window, boarded up, and a wooden door. I haven't seen anyone, and it's been a couple of hours."
"I was out for a couple of hours?"
"I think you pissed them off, DiNozzo."
"I did?"
"Well, I wouldn't exactly be happy if I was kneed in the balls."
"I don't remember that."
"Probably because you were hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat."
"That explains the cheerleading squad doing practice in my head. Also might explain the two tables and chairs that are trying to create their own new kid's line over there."
"DiNozzo, so help me, if I have to ask you to explain that..."
"If you were standing in front of me, I'd be seeing two of you."
"Then why didn't you say that?"
"Tony. DiNozzo, answer me!"
"Mmm?"
"Tony, I need you to stay awake."
"Mmm, 'kay Boss."
"Damn it, DiNozzo. You have a concussion, you need to stay awake."
"'M staying awake."
"There's naked women."
"Where? What? Huh? I'm disappointed, Gibbs. You lied to me."
"We need to figure out how to get out of here."
"Aghhhh. Well, that's not going to work."
"The chairs are nailed to the floor."
"Yeah, I just figured that out."
"I don' think we're goin' be able to get out o' here, Boss."
"McGee and Ziva will find us, Tony."
"Not 'fore I fall 'sleep."
"DiNozzo! DiNozzo, don't you fall asleep, damnit!"
"Hey, Tony, Tony. Come on; wake up."
"The ambulance is almost here."
"Gibbs, how long has he been unconscious?"
"Twenty minutes, maybe?"
"Hey, that's it. Nice to see those eyes, Tony. It's okay, you're going to be okay."
-Finish-