A/N: Hey, guys! Well, this is the first chapter to my Easter series (which Dolphinace begged me to do). Therefore, this chapter is dedicated to her. Read and review? Enjoy!
Poll: Carlisle won best movie!Cullen, with Alice coming in second, and Edward for third (how could you vote for that ugly thing? Robert Pattinson sucks!).
New Poll: Out of the human teenagers cast for the movie, who was the best casting? My vote goes out ot Mike, but that's just me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Excrement
"What's is that?"
"What?"
"On your face?"
"My face?" Bella asked, her nose crinkling in confusion.
Emmett nodded.
"Well?" Bella said, aggravated.
"Well, what?" Emmett asked, clearly confused.
"What is it?"
"What is what?"
"The stuff you claim is on my face!" Bella exclaimed.
"Oh!" Emmett cried out in realization. "I'm not entirely sure, but it looks like a cross between mud and werewolf excrement."
Bella began to reach up to her face, but stopped abruptly.
"Did you just say excrement?" She questioned.
Emmett just nodded before walking out of the room.
Bella stared after him for a moment before seeking out a mirror. She just got to the bottom of the stairs before Edward appeared in front of her, smiling widely.
"Honey, you've got chocolate on your face." He said, reaching out to chip some of the dried chocolate away.
"I knew I shouldn't have been eating that chocolate bunny." She groaned, reaching up to help him clear her face of brown spots.
"Why were you eating a chocolate rabbit when Easter is still three weeks away?" Edward wondered, wrapping his arms around Bella's waist.
As her response, Bella said only three words: "I like sugar."