This is almost definitely a REALLY BAD IDEA. So, this first chapter is just going to be an introduction, and I'll need some reviews to continue. If you have a story that you want them to read, just tell me in a review! As soon as I get the first request I'll start. The stranger the better! Rating will probably change, I'll keep it as high as the highest story I'm using… if that makes any sense, which it doesn't. :P OH GOD! Writing this in Times New Roman… smiley faces look EVIL! :D IT'S GONNA EAT ME IN MY SLEEP AHHH!

Okay… I'll make them as in-character as I can! Also, I'm going to do this as post-Blood of Olympus… so if someone important dies in that book or something OH WELL!

Disclaimer: I didn't write PJO or any of these fanfictions (For now, if I'm desperate I might have to use mine…)! Too lazy to make a funny disclaimer.


When he opened his eyes, Percy had to resist the urge to shut them again. Everything was glaringly bright, and he seemed to be lying on something hard. Alarm bells went off in his head. This was definitely not his cabin, and he saw no reason why anyone would move him in his sleep if they were a friend. Shielding his eyes, he sat up groggily.

"What…" he groaned, still mostly blind.

"Ah, my apologies. I suppose I should turn down the lights," said an unfamiliar voice. In Percy's experience, unfamiliar voices usually belonged to people who planned to eat you. Still, whoever or whatever it was did dim the light, and he began to make out more white than he'd ever seen. The walls, ceiling, floor, all of it was a smooth and shiny white surface. He raised his head towards the mysterious speaker, and stared. He had red hair, but not the coppery kind. It looked like a hair-shaped spatter of blood on the wall. His eyes were gold, a bit like Hazel's, but gleamed with an eager light that sent chills down his spine.

"You may want to turn around. They look to be waking up," he said in a mild tone. Percy whirled, and jerked to his feet. The other six heroes of the battle against Gaea were all sprawled on the floor, and starting to stir. He sprinted to the corner of the room, where Annabeth was sitting up, blinking in the glare from the walls.

"Are you okay?" he asked, trying to sound calm but not really succeeding.

"Yeah, but what- who is that?" she demanded, her gaze on the tall figure leaning on the wall furthest from them.

"We're okay too, in case you're interested!" Leo said, grinning as he pushed himself to his feet. All seven of them were unharmed, at least so far, but Percy wasn't thrilled about being in this room, because it didn't seem to have doors.

"To answer your question, I am Shaydez."

"That doesn't explain anything!" Percy said, "What are we doing here?" He had a funny feeling he wouldn't like the answer. Shaydez laughed, which didn't help with the growing sense of danger building in his chest.

"I am bored, and you've had nearly a year without anything interesting."

"I don't want interesting!" Leo yelped, looking alarmed, "Boring is great! We're fine!"

"Yes. You are. Never fear, I don't plan on attacking you. That wouldn't be fair play," the man told them, sounding as if he was telling them that the sky was blue.

"How do you know?" Piper asked, looking ready to pummel him.

He didn't see the man move, but all of a sudden he was standing in front of her with a knife at her throat. "That's how," he replied, and the knife disappeared with a small popping sound. Everyone in the room was frozen in place, staring at him. Ares hadn't been that fast, even Kronos hadn't been that fast.

"You say you don't want to fight," Hazel began, sounding like she was worried that he would yell 'NOPE!' and kill them, "So what do you want?"

The right side of his mouth slid up, revealing his canines in a feral grin that made Percy want to back up a few steps.

"I want to show you something," he said, and the far wall slid open, revealing another room just as blindingly white as the first. "Follow me."

They didn't have much of a choice. He could probably kill them as easily as most people could take off their shoes, and the next room didn't look like a deathtrap. As Percy entered, he couldn't help but notice how nice it was. There were couches, white, a refrigerator in the corner, also white, and a huge screen set into the wall. It was blank, naturally with another glaringly white screensaver, and facing the small ring of couches.

"That refrigerator over there will stock itself with whatever you need," Shaydez told them, sounding eerily similar to a real estate agent, "And when you are ready, that screen there will play audio recordings. It will pause whenever one of you has a comment. You will be reading stories written by regular mortals, about yourselves."

"What?" Hazel burst out, looking horrified, "But they don't know we exist, do they?" He laughed again.

"No, I've taken them from an… alternate reality of sorts. In this world, you are all characters in a popular book. Enjoy," he said, and vanished. There was no sound or puff of smoke, he was just gone.

The screen suddenly changed, showing a picture, and sound filled the room…


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