Another sequeal...cause I can, basically. Apart from this will be longer and stuff...yeah. So, anyway, you don't need to read the other two stories, but one is called 'Marry Me' and the other is called 'Baby Broke It'

So, anyways, I hope you enjoy it and stuff, remember to reveiw, but plese no flaming...it hurts, it really does, and since it's happened twice to me now...anyway, never mind that.

Enjoy the seqeal- if you like -to those other stories! I bring you the first chapter of A Road Trip turned to a Love Trip starring Sasori Akasuna and Deidara Iwa!

Warning:Swearing, gay 'touching' scenes, Yaoi, slight abbuse

Disclaimer: I sadly, do not own Naruto...or the awesome lines about the panty stealing from an epic manga called 'Gravitation' which you will enjoy if you a yaoi fan-girl like me ;)

Deidara smiled and waved goodbye to his two children as he slid into Sasori's Mercedes. The leather seats were soft and the blonde boy leant back into them, smiling slightly. "Both of you; be good!" He chuckled, watching as Sasori got into the driver's seat. "We'll be back soon, okay Ruto, Yamani?" Deidara told them.

Ruto gave a sigh and rolled his eyes, ruffling his little sister's long golden hair. "Yes mum," the red haired boy groaned. "I know, I know. We'll be fine, un" he assured. He was 17 now after all, and he could look after his 10 year old sister. Deidara nodded at him, still not convinced, he opened his mouth to say something again, but his husband- Sasori- cut him off.

"Don't worry," he whispered. "They'll be fine." He chuckled, smiling at Deidara's worried emotion. Deidara's lips moved into a pout as he tried to look stern and he started to talk about their children's safety and how Sasori should be more concerned about them, but Sasori's eyes were just focused on Deidara's big, red lips.

And how soon, they will be pressed against his.

"Come on Deidara, we gotta go," Sasori suddenly said, waving a quick goodbye to his children as the car zoomed out of the garage. The red haired man turned his eyes to Deidara to a second, who was looking away in mock anger. "Aww, I'm sorry Dei, honey…" Sasori said, playing along with the fight.

Deidara 'humped' at him, and raised his chin, crossing his arms over his chest and ignoring Sasori. Sasori's face bared a smirk as his hand slid along the seat, walking up Deidara's leg and resting on his manhood.

"ACK! SASORI!" Deidara yelped, almost jumping out of the seat as Sasori's hand began to move around it slowly. "W-what are y-you doing, un?" He stammered, a rosy blush falling over his cheeks. Sasori smiled again, and slowly massaged him through his pants.

"Mmm, molesting you, maybe?" He flirted. Deidara blushed more, his face now looking like a tomato.

"C-can't this w-wait till we get t-to the h-hotel, u-un?" Deidara asked, trying not to push up into his hands, but failing miserably and Sasori gripped his cock. "AH! DANNA!" He groaned, closing his eyes and sinking back into the black leather seats.

"There we are," Sasori said, moving his slightly wet hand away and raising it to his mouth, licking 'Deidara' off it. "Hn, that was fun." He chuckled, looking back over at a fuming yet now horny Deidara.

"That wasn't very nice." The blonde stated, glaring at Sasori, "how would you like it if I did it to you, un?" He asked, moving closer and pressing his palm onto Sasori's crotch.

"Oh, God," Sasori groaned, opening his legs up and Deidara's fingers hooked around them. "I-would like that-" Sasori gulped, finding it difficult to drive like this. "-Very much" he finished. Deidara smiled and leaned down, laying his head on Sasori's lap and scraping his teeth over Sasori's clothed member.

"What about this?" Deidara asked, hearing another soft moan from his Danna as his mouth engulfed it. Sasori let out a soft moan, followed by a swear word as he slammed the breaks on. "Watch it, Danna, un!" Deidara muttered, his words muffled as his mouth was still around Sasori's dick.

"Were not even half way there…!" Sasori said, starting to drive again. "Please wait, I don't want to kill you." The red haired man said, trying to tug Deidara away.

"Aww, your no fun, un" The blonde muttered.

"Me no fun?" Sasori exclaimed, "I was the one who started of this whole molesting-in-the-car thing!"

Deidara chuckled at him and moved away, now only his fingers running around Sasori's thigh. "Let's just get to the cottage first, un" he chuckled, kissing Sasori's cheek quickly before leaning back in the seat.

:::: 3 Hours Later ::::

"Danna, are we there yet, un?" Deidara asked, yawning from the seat and moving to look over at Sasori. Sasori sighed softly, and looked over at him.

"No…not yet" he muttered, blaming the car for their slow journey.

"What about now, un?" Deidara asked, looking back out the window. He sighed and rested on the frame, his head poking out the car slightly. He smiled and ran his fingers through his hair, pulling the black head band out.

Sasori looked over at the blonde boy and smiled, reaching across and placing a hand on his. But then the beautiful blonde went and broke the peaceful silence. "Danna, un? Are we there yet?" Deidara asked again, looking sleepily over at Sasori.

"No…we are not there yet." The agitated red head muttered, losing his patience slightly.

"Are we there now, Danna, un?" Deidara asked again, not realizing Sasori had very short nerves at the moment. The red-heads eye twitched and he took a calming breath of air. But it just happened that the moment he opened his mouth, a fly flew in it.

Sasori let out a cough, and held his throat, slamming the breaks on. "Water, Deidara." He muttered, coughing more. Deidara frowned, but nodded and grabbed a bottle of water from his bag.

"Here, un" he said, passing it over. Sasori took a gulp quickly and swallowed, glad he survived that. "Oooh, we've stopped! Are we here yet, un?" Deidara chirped.

"Does it look like where here?" Sasori asked.

"You tell me," the blonde giggled back, looking out the window and not realizing Sasori was ready to throw the ice filled water bottle at him. "Not much scenery…" he muttered. "Maybe you took a wrong turn b-" Deidara got cut of as he turned around, the bottle smashing into his face. "Ow, danna, un…" he muttered, a couple of tear's running down his cheeks.

"Shut up, Deidara. I'm sick of your voice." Sasori growled at him, turning back to the front. Deidara's eyes widened, but he slowly looked down, more tear's running down his cheeks.

"If that's how you feel, Danna, un…" the blonde muttered, looking away.

"What did I just tell you Deidara?" Sasori growled.

"Not to speak…" he whispered. "I understand; I'll be quiet…" he whispered, hurt, looking away as Sasori started to drive off again.

The rest of the trip was slow for Deidara, an un-enjoyable. Every time he turned his head to look at his red- haired husband, a fresh batch of tear's had run down his cheeks. Had he said something to make Sasori mad? Had Sasori finally found out that Deidara had stole his panties the other night and fondled them… or worse- he had caught Deidara shoving the underwear into his mouth and writhing in ecstasy?

He didn't know what happened… he just wanted it to be over. "Danna, un?" Deidara finally asked, his voice on edge of breaking down.

No answer.

"D-Danna…please, un? I'm sorry of what I did, and…" he swallowed, realising Sasori wasn't going to talk.

Sill no answered.

"I'm going…" Deidara whispered. "I'll catch a taxi home, or something, un" he muttered. "Let me out, Sasori," Deidara added, making it official he was angry by using Sasori's name.

Again, no answer.

"Sasori! Let me out, un!" Deidara snapped, "What's wrong with you?"

"Will you just SHUT UP!" Sasori yelled at him, pulling the car to a stop. "All you do is talk, you how fucking annoying that is?" He growled. Deidara nodded slightly, and slowly got out the car, shutting the door.

Then he drove off.

The bastard actually drove off.

Deidara opened his mouth to call, but closed it. Why would Sasori do that? Deidara sighed and sat down by the road, maybe it was a mid-life crises or something. How though? Sasori was only thirty-something.

Another black car zoomed past and Deidara watched as it faded into the distance. The sun slowly lowered down over the beautiful fields and Deidara wondered if that was it with him and Sasori.

The blonde boy couldn't even get home, he had no mobile, no water, no food… it was all still in the car with his beloved red-head.

Beloved? What is this! One side of his brain argued. Deidara let out a soft whimper, and hugged his knees to his chest.

"I love him…I can't help it, no matter what ends up fucking happening, I do…I love him…" Deidara cried, pulling his golden locks.

Tsh, you can do way better, Dei. The more stuck up side of his brain fought back.

"SHUT UP HEAD!" He screamed as loud as his voice could go, whacking his head onto a big oak tree, the crunch could be heard from it. Deidara moved away and winced, rubbing his head and noticing blood on his hand. "Shit, un."

Now that wasn't very good for either of us, was it? The first voice chimed in again. Deidara sighed softly and got up, dusting his black pants off. The blonde rubbed his eye roughly and started to pad down the road, in the direction of home.

Maybe he would wake up… maybe Sasori would come back and tell him his body got kidnapped and dinosaurs attacked. Deidara chuckled at this fantasy and wiped another tear from his eye. "Now I have gone loopy, since when would Sasori believe in dinosaurs?" The blonde asked himself, smiling sightly.

Time kept slipping away, and soon Deidara was sitting by the edge of the road, his thumb stuck out to hail by cars.

Nothing.

No cars what so ever, Deidara gave a sigh and laid down by the road instead, stretching out over the hot cement.

"Deidara?" A voice called. Deidara sat up and looked around, slightly frightened, he knew the voice…but it seemed distant.

"Who's there, un?" He yelled back, "I'm a broken man with a sharp stick and a rock, if you some fucked up rapist, I advise you not to come near me…" Deidara yelled again.

"Deidara! It IS you…but…what are you doing here? And how do you mean broken?"

So, did you enjoy it? Please review on it, no flaming but I like critiquing nicely! Who do you think the person is? You can probably guess if you read 'Baby Broke It' it's Deidara's... *SPOILER* Best friend *END OF SPOILER*

I hope you enjoyed, and I hope you'll come back for more!

~KibaDoctor-Luva