Note: Naruto is an anime that was done by the studio Pierrot and is based on a manga by Masashi Kisimoto.
Naruto and Sasuke had been hired to guard Kakashi's safe. However, Naruto was avoiding work and was throwing random papers around the room. The villainous Obiyo walked in, wearing a blue suit, instead of his traditional black suit. Because of that, Naruto thought he was a different person. Naruto threw a paper at him and said, "Hi dude. What's going on?"
Obito replied, "I'm looking for the safe."
Naruto jokingly said, "That's not a safe thing to ask about."
Obito frowned at Naruto and asked, "Don't you know where the safe is?"
Naruto thought about it and said, "I know where the general area is. Maybe that'll help you." Sasuke overheard what they were saying, so he ran into Kakashi's office and told him about it.
Kakashi walked up to Obito and said, "Evil-boy, you need to scram."
Obito replied, "Drat, I wish that the rest of you were as dumb as Naruto."
Naruto proudly said, "I'm one of a kind."
Obito replied, "Kakashi's over-stuffed with sidekicks. I'm on my own. Well, I have my secretary, but he barely counts as anything that could be classified as useful. I'm going to find a way to put you all out of business. After I become the richest person in the city, you'll practically be living in the unemployment line." He did an evil laugh and ran out.
A few minutes later, Sasuke's ex-girlfriend, Hinata, walked in. Sasuke walked up to her and said, "Hinata, have you come to give me another chance? I can become a better person."
Hinata replied, "I'm sorry, but I came by to drop off some comic books that you left at my house."
Sasuke asked, "Do you think that I care about those silly comics? I miss you."
Hinata replied, "I'm sorry Sasuke, but hearing you scream about your co-workers antics, on every date we had, was becoming too much."
Sasuke screamed, "Naruto drives me insane!" Naruto overheard Sasuke and chuckled.
Hinata said, "Sasuke, I think you're a good guy and I wish you the best." Naruto looked at Hinata and thought that she was really pretty-looking. Hinata started walking out. Sasuke put his head on his desk. Naruto smirked and decided to trick Hinata into thinking he was a mature guy, so he could date her. As to be expected, his date was a flop, due to his immaturity.
One day, Sasuke was going for a walk, while being upset about Naruto dating Hinata. Sasuke angrily said, "Naruto causes me never ending trouble."
Obito popped out of the shadows and said, "Dealing with Naruto is harder than you can ever imagine."
Sasuke looked at him and asked, "What do you want, evil-boy?"
Obito had a sneaky grin on his face while saying, "You're the only person who hates Naruto, about as much as I do. Because of that, you should have the honor of working for me."
Sasuke asked, "Why would I want to do that?"
Obito said, "I'll pay you more than Kakashi does and I'll feed you plans about getting rid of Naruto." He stuck out his hand and said, "Naruto must face my wrath. Would you care to play a part in that?"
Sasuke said, "Right now, there's nothing I would want more." He shook Obito's hand.
A few days after Naruto's failed date with Hinata, it was Monday, so Naruto went to work. Kakashi walked by and said, "Sasuke quit."
Naruto had a confused look on his face while asking, "Why would he do that?"
Kakashi said, "I'm not sure. He was one of our most boring workers, but he got the job done." He looked at Naruto and said, "You're going to have a lot more work to do."
Naruto replied, "I probably deserve a raise, if I have to do more work, but I assume that I'm not getting one."
Kakashi patted Naruto on the back and said, "You may not be very exciting, but you're a great guesser."
Naruto said, "Not having to deal with Sasuke's yelling sounds nice, but I'll miss pulling pranks on him."
After Naruto was done for work, Sasuke drove to Naruto's house and knocked on the door. Naruto opened it and asked, "Why are you here?"
Sasuke tried to have a pleasant look on his face while saying, "I think it's time for us to end our rivalry."
Naruto didn't really trust Sasuke. He glared at him and replied, "You should go."
Sasuke responded, "Very well." He handed Naruto the bottle and said, "That's the nicest cider around. You should drink as much as you can."
Naruto looked at the bottle and replied, "Okay." Sasuke had a sneaky smile on his face, while walking away.
Naruto opened the bottle and poured some of the cider into a glass. Sakura knocked on Naruto's door. Naruto opened the door. He smiled and said, "Ah, I knew that you'd want to see me again. I'm assuming that you've come to ask me out."
Sakura replied, "I sure haven't. Your neighbors have been complaining about you dumping your garbage on their lawns."
Naruto said, "The garbage truck didn't pick up my garbage, because I forgot to show them where it is. I had to do something with it, so I dumped it on their lawns."
Sakura sighed and replied, "Once again, your overly-fair neighbors didn't want to press any charges. They just asked me to give you another warning."
Naruto said, "That's cool."
Sakura looked at the glass and noticed that there was poison in there. She nervously said, "Don't drink that."
Naruto had a confused look on his face, while asking, "Why not?"
Sakura said, "There's poison in that cider."
Naruto giggled and replied, "Yeah right."
Sakura took the cider away and said, "You aren't going to drink a drop of this."
Naruto replied, "Come on."
Sakura poured the cider down the drain and said, "I saved your life. Whoever gave you that was trying to poison you."
Naruto replied, "Sasuke gave me that." He thought about it and said, "Seems like Sasuke wants to get rid of me and you're my hero." He tried to look and sound charming while saying, "I should reward you by taking you to dinner."
Sakura responded, "The best reward would be for you to cut out your antics. You and Sasuke have been taking your rivalry too far. Stay out of trouble."
Naruto replied, "Don't worry about it."
Sakura walked out of Naruto's house. She looked around and saw Hinata cleaning up the garbage, that Naruto had thrown on people's lawns. Sakura walked up to her and asked, "Are you cleaning up all of the neighbor's garbage?"
Hinata said, "Yeah. Naruto threw garbage on various lawns, so I figured I should clean up all the lawns."
Saukra replied, "That's very nice of you."
Hinata responded, "It's no big deal."
Sakura smiled and asked, "Can I help you?"
Hinata said, "It's not exactly a fun event, but you're welcome to join." Sakura and Hinata cleaned up the neighbor's lawns together.
Naruto decided that he wanted to get revenge on Sasuke, so he drove to his house and knocked on the door. Sasuke opened the door and was unpleasantly surprised to see Naruto. Fred threw a bag of dirt in Sasuke's face and said, "I figured out that you were trying to poison me. That's a pretty big crime, so if you keep it up you might get arrested by my future girlfriend."
Sasuke angrily replied, "You always get what you want out of life. You think that you can get whatever you want, when you want."
Naruto had a smug smile on his face while saying, "That describes me well."
Sasuke replied, "Life isn't that easy. You've made my life hard, so I plan on bringing your life difficulty that you could never expect."
Naruto said, "You probably couldn't expect a second bag of dirt." He threw another bag of dirt at Sasuke.
Sasuke screamed, "Naruto, I'm going to defeat you!" Naruto stuck his tongue out and drove away.
The next day, Naruto went into work and looked tired. Kakashi walked up to Naruto and asked, "Are you okay?"
Naruto started cutting up random papers while saying, "Sasuke's being difficult."
Sasuke asked, "How difficult?"
Naruto said, "Yesterday, he tried to poison me."
Kakashi had a surprised look on his face while saying, "Wowsers, that guy is out of control."
Naruto replied, "He wants to get rid of me. Boss, you've got to think of a way to get this grumpy lunatic off my back."
Kakashi paced around the room, while thinking about a way that Naruto could defeat Sasuke. After a few minutes of thinking, an idea popped in his head. Kakashi said, "Sasuke trying to poison you must be an illegal crime. We might be able to get that punk locked up."
Naruto smiled and replied, "Great idea. If we can get Saukra to see Sasuke doing something illegal, she can beat him up and have him arrested. How are we supposed to make that happen?"
Kakashi put his hands on Naruto's shoulders and said, "Naruto, you are the ultimate troublemaker and prankster. You need to use that pranking nature of yours to make Sasuke lose his moral values. If you can push him over the edge, Sasuke will try to end you. However, Sakura will show up and take him off our hands."
Naruto replied, "Excellent plan. I'm going to do it." Naruto and Kakashi high-fived.
Naruto drove to Kiba's house and knocked on the door. Kiba opened the door and was glad to see Naruto. He handed Naruto a soda and said, "It's good to see you again. I think you and I could be good friends."
Naruto replied, "Sounds nice, but I have even better news."
Kiba had an excited look on his face while asking, "What's up?"
Naruto handed Kiba a paper, that had Hinata's phone number on it, and said, "You should give that pretty girl a call. Things didn't work out between her and me, but you and her have potential."
Kiba hugged Naruto and replied, "Thanks dude. You know what? You're an awesome guy." Naruto stood around, with a proud and smug look on his face.
A few minutes later, Hinata was at her and Sakura's house. Her phone rang. She and Kiba talked on the phone for twenty-minutes, before she accepted Kiba's offer, for a date.
Sakura walked inside and said, "Hi Hinata. What's going on?"
Hinata replied, "I got another date."
Sakura had a concerned look on her face, because of Hinata's rough dating history. She said, "I think you should consider taking a break from dating."
Hinata replied, "I think this guy might be something special. He's not a grumpy yeller, like Sasuke, and he's not an immature liar, like Naruto."
Sakura responded, "Despite that, you should be careful. This city is full of looney nutcases."
Hinata asked, "How come you're home late?"
Sakura said, "I had to clean up more of Naruto's neighbor's lawns."
Hinata asked, "You had to? Sounds like you did more volunteer work. You're always so sweet."
Sakura straightened her tie while saying, "I'm not sweet. I'm the vigilante of the city, so I give out tough love."
Hinata replied, "Maybe sometimes, but you're a lot less rough, than you think you are."
Sakura looked out the window while saying, "This city needs people, like that. Naruto, Kakashi, Obito, and Sasuke are all so corrupt. A lot of people have been making this city a chaotic mess. I truly hope that I can save this city from whatever they're planning."
Hinata put her hand on Sakura's shoulder and said, "I believe in you." Sakura lightly smiled.
The next day, Sasuke was at Obito's building, in his new office. He was working on designing a new type of scheme, but Naruto burst into and threw a one-hundred pounds dirt at Sasuke. Sasuke quickly grabbed a broom and screamed, "Why are you here?!"
Naruto said, "First off, to give you your daily dirt. Second off, I set-up Hinata with Kiba."
Sasuke angrily punched his desk and replied, "You've gone too far. I'm going to get rid of you!"
Naruto had an immature looking smile on his face while saying, "Go ahead and try." Naruto started running out of the building.
Sasuke started heading after Naruto, but he bumped into Obito. Obito had a confused look on his face while asking, "What's going on?"
Sasuke said, "Naruto's going to face my wrath."
Obito held Sasuke back and said, "Don't do anything illegal or you'll damage both of our reputations."
Sasuke pushed Obito out of his way and replied, "Naruto's going down."
Naruto ran out of Obito's building. He started running around the city. Sasuke was chasing after him. Naruto asked, "Are you going to try, to hurt me?"
Sasuke said, "You've given me months of pain. You deserve the ultimate revenge. Since I'm a fair guy, I'm going to provide you with that." He laughed. Sasuke beat up Naruto. Naruto laughed, while passing out.
A few minutes later, Sakura and Hinata looked around the area. They saw Sasuke being arrested, while Naruto laid on the ground, while in pain. Sakura looked at Hinata and said, "This is why immaturity and rude behavior should never be done, no matter how tempting it may be."
Hinata replied, "I see what you mean, more than ever." Sakura shook her head in disapproval, while Naruto and Sasuke nervously chuckled. They had a lot to learn.
