(I am at the beach with my weird friends.)
Me (dan): Why are we here?
Narrator (also me): I was an idiot who asked stupid questions that nobody cares about.
Daisy: Why are you an idiot who asks stupid questions that nobody cares about, Dan?
Me: Why do you always make fun of me?
Little idiot: Baby noises (Why are you friends with a baby?)
(Coughing from Mr. No)
Me: It's Mr. N-
Mr. No: Your two older roommates have died from neckrope.
Me: Oh no, not neckrope.
Mr. No: No it was a fire, I was joking idiot who asks stupid questions that nobody cares about.
Me: Oh.
Mr. No: Get in the van, nerds.
(They go into the van and drive to his house.)
Mrs. No: Get out.
Me: Oh.
(They go back into the van and drive to Count Idiot, who has the tattoo of a nerd on his elbow.)
Count Idiot: Turns out I want your enormous fortune that your roommates left you.
Me: Oh.
Daisy: Stop saying 'Oh.' it's stupid.
Me: OH.
Count Idiot: Okay everyone let's say that I tried to get Daisy to marry me so I could have the money but somehow you guys stopped me and I got away.
Me: Sure.
Daisy: Sure.
Little idiot: Baby noises (I haven't talked since the beginning, but sure.)
(THE END)