There is a love that exists on this earth.
A love so strong, it could not be broken.
This love existed between KittyG, and CaveMonkey.
One day, KittyG went over to CaveMonkey's house... He wanted to finally start a sexual relationship
with CaveMonkey.
He entered the house... but heard a noise from the upstairs bedroom.
His curiosity took hold of him, and he proceeded up the stairs.
He creaked open the door, to get a glimpse of what was happening.
He saw the flaw in their relationship.
CaveMonkey's ongoing sense of horniness finally swallowed him whole.
A familiar figure was locked in arms with CaveMonkey himself.
That familiar figure, was the handsome, ParkerPlays.
"CaveMonkey!", yelled KittyG, tears streaming down his face.
"It's not what it looks like!", CaveMonkey countered, after finally unlinking arms with ParkerPlays.
CaveMonkey got on his feet, ignoring the fact that he was butt-naked.
"Forgive me, KittyG!", CaveMonkey yelped, slowly walking toward KittyG.
KittyG could just barely get a glimpse of the naked ParkerPlays, holding a sign written in sharpie.
It read: I just screwed your boyfriend, bitch!
KittyG slowly backed away, with what felt like a crumbled heart.
"I will never forgive you, CaveMonkey!", KittyG screamed.
And with that, KittyG 360 no-scoped CaveMonkey on Wizard101.
"Get shrekt motherfucker", KittyG muttered.
KittyG slowly glanced over at the handsome yet terrified ParkerPlays, not knowing whether to be furious or attracted.
"I never thought this was how my relationship with CaveMonkey would've ended.", KittyG said.
ParkerPlays looked down at the ground, as a look of guilt spread acrossed his face.
"But I never thought I would find somebody sexier than CaveMonkey", KittyG, blushing.
"I was just thinking the same thing.", ParkerPlays said, laughing.
Slowly the two moved closer together, and finally interlocked arms.
And they waddled out of the house, into the horizon, still interlocked in arms.