Hey, this is my firsfanfic ever! If all goes well, I'll continue.

Warnings: this story includes m/m, f/f, m/f, explicit language, and sexual content

Characters included: Chris (35), Jill (34), Piers(26), Jake(22), Sherry(21), Leon(33), Ada(30), Claire(32), Steve(32), Helena(28)

I made the older characters younger, and changed a couple of others.

Pairings: Chris x Piers, one sided Piers x Helena, one sided Chris x Jill, Jake x Sherry, Leon x Ada, slight Leon x Claire, Steve x Claire

If any of this bothers you, feel free to hit that back button, anyway, on with the story.


Everybody in the house was straight out bored. Leon is reading some sappy romance novel, Jake is constantly telling Sherry how bored he is, Chris and Piers sitting on the couch "trying" to watch t.v but giving each other shy glances when the other isn't looking instead. Helena and Jill are sitting on the kitchen bar stools chatting about their crushes, and Claire is sitting at the dining table dozing off.

Steve took a nice long look at his surroundings and realized that other than killing B.O.W's they didn't have lives. He made a circle of 10 chairs, he finally had an idea of how to bring everyone closer..

"HEY GUYS! GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND TAKE A SEAT!" he bellowed loudly startling everyone except Claire who slept like the dead with drool threatening to drip onto the table.

Steve chuckled as he went over to her. He positioned his mouth directly next to her ear and... "CLAIRE GET YOUR ASS UP AND TAKE A SEAT WITH THE OTHERS BEFORE YOU DROOL ALL OVER OUR DINING TABLE!" Claire woke up startled but because of her reflexes she ended up punching Steve directly in his jaw.

Claire looked down and saw steve on the floor holding his jaw in pain,"Oh my God! Steve are you okay!?"

"Yes Claire, im just peachy!" he said grabbing a bag of peas from the freezer to bring down the swelling.

"Aww, I guess you didn't learn your lesson from last time" she laughed.

"whatever.." he mumbled trying to put on his best pouty face.

She chuckled and pressed her lips to his swollen cheek. He blushed heavily, "Come on, the others are waiting for us." he took her hand and led her to the living room.

They were met by uncontrollable laughter which caused Steve to blush harder and Claire chuckled again. Everyone had taken their seats in this order: Jill, Chris, Piers, Helena, Leon, Ada, Sherry, Jake, Steve, and Claire.

"Haha, I guess you didn't learn your lesson from last time huh, Steve!" Chris laughed

"Shutup Chris, why don't you go punch some boulders?" Steve taunted. Everyone chuckled.

"Omg it was one time!"

"Yea whatever, ANYWAY...everyone has been simply sitting around bored as hell, but fear not, for I've come up with a solution!"

"Just tell us whatever the fuck you wanted to tell us!" Jake said impatiently.

"I was getting to that! We're going to play truth or dare!" Steve said with an evil grin.

"I'm in!" Sherry, Jill, and Helena all said at the same time.

"The fuck are we? 12?" Jake muttered. Sherry heard him. "Please Jake? For me?" Sherry asked making a puppy face causing her blue eyes to get bigger.

Jake turned away, arms crossed"...fine"

"Cough, cough, bitch! cough. Damn, this cough is killing me!" Piers said. Everyone laughed.

"Hey! Watch it puppy!"

"Guys calm down, everyone's playing whether they want to or not! Here are the rules, you cant chicken out of a dare, you cant lie on a truth, and if you do then you have to run around the whole town screaming how much you love anal and zombie dick in your ass while naked. Now let's start." Steve placed a bottle on the floor in the middle of everyone.

"what the fuck?" they all said at the same time

"I'll go first" Steve ignored them as he spun the bottle. The bottle landed on Leon.

"Shit.." Leon muttered.

"Leon, truth or dare?"

Leon thought of all the possible outcomes of a truth with no doubt that Steve would make him admit his crush on Ada (as if it wasn't obvious) but to admit it in front of everyone would be embarrassing.

"Dare."

Steve grinned evily which immediately made Leon regret his choice.

"I dare you to makeout with Jake for 10 seconds"

The room was very quiet at that moment until Ada broke the silence. "Well, this should be somewhat sexy." everyone looked at her. "What? I can't say what's on my mind?"

Steve chuckled,"Well, get started lover boys! We don't have all day unless you wanna chicken out."

Leon grimaced while Jake scowled. He walked over to where Jake sat, pulled his chin forward and kissed him full on the lips while forcing his tongue into his mouth. Jake was an awful kisser according to Leon but it could be because he was close to gagging.

"Come on put some feeling into it!" Ada said.

"Yea! Grab his hair!" Helena added.

"Come on Jake! Act like your kissing Sherry!" Claire taunted.

"Hey!" Sherry blushed.

Chris and Piers simply stared curiously.

"Alright it's been 10 seconds, you guys can stop now" said Jill to their relief.

Leon pulled away quickly "Damn Jake! You can't kiss for shit! Good luck Sherry."

Sherry once again blushed "Shutup Leon!"

Jake finally recovered from his shock,"Yea shutup! If you thought I was gonna use my kissing skills on you then you got another thing comin' cover girl!"

Steve finally decided to cut in,"Okay guys calm down. Leon, spin the bottle."

Leon spun the bottle with a smirk. It landed on Jill.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Alright then, flash us." he said with a smirk.

Jill didn't even blush although Sherry did.

"Okay." She lifted her shirt and bra giving everyone a good look at her firm c-cups. The guys practically drooled while the girls gave appreciative glances.

"Why was it so easy for you to do that?" Helena asks curiously.

"The outfit I wore in Racoon City while I was facing nemesis caused my boobs to pop out a lot so eventually I just said fuck it."

"Ohh...um it's your turn."

The bottle stopped at Steve.

"Truth or dare Steve?"

"Truth"

"Pussy" Jake muttered. Steve glared at him.

"Are you a virgin steve?" Jill asked with a sneaky grin. She already knew the answer because it slipped out when he was drunk. She promised that she wouldn't tell anyone but that didn't mean he couldn't.

Steve turned 3 different shades of red before answering.

"...yes."

Jake and Leon burst out laughing while everyone else chuckled except Claire, who was secretly glad that Steve was untouched. "Hahahahaha! Who would've thought confident, big mouthed Steve here hasn't fucked anyone! Come on man! Your in your 30's!" Jake bellowed.

Leon was laughing so hard tears were running down his cheeks.

Steve glared at both of them. "Why don't you guys shutup and go swipe tongues some more!"

Leon and Jake shutup immediately, crossed their arms, and glared at Steve. "Fuck you.." Jake muttered.

Steve grinned and spun the bottle. It landed on Piers who instantly looked mortified. Steve immediately knew what he was going to make him to do if he picked dare. He's noticed the shy glances he and Chris give each other and decides to help them out a little.

"Truth or dare?"

Piers gulped and said "dare" without thinking of all the possible outcomes.

"Good choice. I dare you to give "Captin" Chris here a lap dance and end it with a 15 second make out session."


A/N: Sorry for the cliffhanger but I thought it was necessary:) I know, I'm evil! This story will be getting much more disturbing as it continues. If anyone has a dare that they want me to include, pm me. I hope I kept everyone in character, anyway, Review! More reviews means faster updates. No flames please, constructive criticism is fine.