A/N: Hello there. This is a little story I thought up right after watching CaTCF which was just right after watching Battle Royale 2, which for those who don't know, is a pretty cool movie with a really interesting yet doesn't make sense storyline. WARNING: YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER MAY BE KILLED, DARK WILLY WONKA (sorry for the heartbreak to all those diehard 'I love Willy Wonka' fans), MILD GORE (To those who have a weak stomach: be warned), SPOILERS! Okay, On with the story.
Disclaimer: I do not Own Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: the movie and or book. I do not own the storyline of Battle Royale. I do not own Willy himself (I REALLY WANT TO!!)
Dear People of the World:
I, Willy Wonka, have decided to allow five children to come to my factory, in addition to a tour there will be a game in which the five children will compete for a prize that is beyond anyone's imagination...
(You know how the rest goes...)
The Contract/Chocolate Room
The group entered a long hallway with spotlights facing the walls and a long red carpet leading to a door at the end of the hallway.
"Just drop your coats anywhere," The elusive Candymaker said while discarding his winter coat and round sunglasses to the floor. The rest of the group followed his lead.
"Mr.Wonka, It sure is toasty in here." said Mr.Teavee while removing his beige jacket. Willy turned around.
"What? Oh yeah- I have to keep it warm in here because my workers are used to working in extreme climates. They just can't stand the cold."
"Your workers?" The little boy Charlie wondered.
"All in good time," he said towards Charlie and then flashing a quick smile, "Now, come this way I have a contract for the kids to sign." He took the group towards one wall where there was a large contract hung up like a draperie. In front of it two large quill pens in a large ink bottle that sat on a stool.
"A Contract?!" Mr. Salt exclaimed looking skeptical and a bit outraged.
"Yes. A contract. It's for the game you know. It simply states that Your child is agreeing to play the game and is accepting the prizes that he or she gets. It also states that I am not liable for anything, because your child signed it." Wonka explained with a huge smile.
"What kind of game is it?" Mike asked.
"If I told you it wouldn't be any fun now wouldn't it?"
"Well, Whatever it is My Violet will never lose, She'll come out on top and win the big prize, won't you sweety?" Mrs. Violet looked down towards her daughter with pride and a plastic smile to match. Violet nodded in return and then she went up and took one of the quills and signed her name on one of the dotted lines.
"Can I?" Charlie asked his grandfather.
"Go ahead Charlie. It's A once in a lifetime chance, let's not blow it." Charlie went up and was the next one to sign his name. Mike looked to his father and his father looked back with a warning glance. Mike shrugged and went up and signed his name.
"I'm going to play this game as well. If I don't win the prize, I'll have my daddy buy it for me!" beamed Veruca. She went to sign the contract but her father caught her arm.
"Now Veruca, Don't be a fool! I'm not going to have you sign anything until I have my lawyer look at this contract." She harshly pulled away.
"I WANT TO PLAY! I always get what I want and I don't need your blessing!" She yelled and then stormed up to the contract taking the quill as she did and signed her name. Everyone looked at Agustus, who was stark white with the mere mention of the game.
"I'm not very guud wit games..." he said in his thick accent.
"Oh, don't be afraid it's a game everyone can play." assured willy with a hint of mischief in his violet eyes. Agustus looked to his mother who looked reluctant then turned his attention back towards Mr. Wonka.
"Will I be able zu eat all ze chocolate and candy I would ever want if I win?" he questioned. Willy smiled.
"Of Course. That plus much much more." The color in agustus's face came back as he waddled himself towards the contract and signed it.
"Everyone signed?" Willy questioned and everyone looked at him, the kids nodded, "GOOD! Great! Come along now there is so much time and so little to do-" Willy started walking and then paused, "Scratch that, Reverse!" They began walking down the red carpet towards the door. The hallway seemed to be getting smaller and smaller. They finally reached the door and all the adults had to crouch. Willy turned towards them.
"Important room this! This is the heart and center of the Factory, The Chocolate Room. This is where you'll be playing the game," Willy smirked.
"Then why is the door so small?" Mike questioned looking at the small door.
"That's to keep the great big chocolatey flavor inside! Hehe..." Willy put his hand to the door and pushed it open. Willy strolled into his majestic room. While everyone followed in awe of this interesting and quite unusual room.
"Do be careful my dear children, Don't lose your head! Don't get overexcited! Just keep perfectly calm." Willy said while also admiring his creation.
"It's beautiful!" Charlie breathed.
"What? Oh yeah-It's very beautiful." Willy said casually and then started walking along the chocolate river, "The River, is hot molten chocolate of the finest quality." They walked along the river until they came upon the Waterfall.
"The Waterfall is most important, Churns the chocolate up, makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world mixes their chocolate by waterfall my dear children, and you can take that to the bank." They walked on a little.
"Would you like to try some of my grass? Please try some, Please do. It's so delectable and so darn good looking!" Willy said with a smile looking at his grass.
"You can eat the grass?" asked Charlie amazed that the grass can be eaten.
"Of Course you can. Why, Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that my dear children is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Yeah," He informed everyone with his index finger waving about, "Enjoy!"
A/N: I think I got most of the introduction of the Chocolate factory down... yes, I know the movie line by line...anyways you know how the introduction for the oompa loompas goes right? To those who don't, too bad you should rent and watch the movie