OMG, I just had the best thing in the world happen to me! I practiced and practiced, and now, for some odd reason, I can somehow do Shadow Clone Jutsu and Transformation Jutsu! I don't know how, I was just practicing to make it look realistic for the cosplay festival coming up!
Anyways, with this new, er, these new powers, I'll have to be careful. And, as people say, 'You can never be too careful,' and 'people make mistakes.' And that's just what I did. I made a mistake by trying to be careful.
Oh, you want to know what exactly it is, don't you? Well, question is, what would you do if you had Shadow Clone Jutsu and Transformation Jutsu? Well, I decided to make ten clones, then let them live by themselves, transformed and acting as the Akatsuki.
Smart, right? Wrong. It was the stupidest thing ever. I should've just stuck with my first plan of creating a clone transformed into Orochimaru and scaring my friend. That would've been funny.
So, here's the story. Oh, and don't try to contact me and get me to use my jutsus. I won't. It's too risky, no matter how careful I can be. And trust me, after this, I am way too careful. So listen up. Cause after this, there will be no more jutsus from me.