A happy-go-lucky angel wearing a white toga and brown sandals positively walked down the Smash Mansion's hallways towards the cafeteria. This was his first day at the Smash Mansion.

"I can't wait to meet some new friends!" He thought cheerfully to himself.

Other passing brawlers eyed him curiously. Who is he? Is he actually an angel? What game franchise did he come from? He seems to be physically fourteen but he could be mentally older. Some of them avoid him, either because they found it strange for him to be so unusually happy, they did not want to get slapped in the face with his fidgeting wings, or they were simply just rude. The angel ignored the other brawlers' strange stares and pointing fingers. He simply felt too joyful to care.

"Hello!" Mario greeted the winged male. He held his right hand out. "You must-a be a newcomer. My name is-a Mario. What is-a your name?"

"Whoa, you must be the famous Mario himself! My name is Pit!" Pit replied, shaking the plumber's hand. "I'm from a game known as Kid Icarus, however it is really obscure." Pit sadly looked down at the floor.

"That doesn't-a matter!" Mario said, "You're still-a part of our-a family!"

"Family?" Pit asked, a bit confused for a moment, "Oh! Thanks Mario!" Mario adjusted his trademark red cap before heading away.

"See-a you later!" he said.

At the cafeteria, Pit was seated at a table. As he nibbled on his grapes and grilled cheese sandwich, he eyed the other brawlers who were happily talking to their friends. He smirked to himself when he saw two blue-haired swordsmen collide each other; the one with the waving headband wasn't watching where he was going. A pink puffball with a masked blue puffball was cheerily inhaling mounds of food. A blond swordsman fully clad in green covered his sensitive pointy ears due to the brash chattering. Sitting next to him was a brunette princess, who also had pointy ears. She seemed to ignore the loudness of the crowded room. There was a ten-year-old boy wearing red feeding… a flaming dragon, a blue turtle, a… green dinosaur with an enormous pink flower on its back, a jackal wearing blue, a light pink puffball will big eyes, and a yellow mouse with a tail shaped like a thunderbolt. A 2-D black figure was making 8-bit beeping noises, which either amused or annoyed the nearby brawlers. Two young boys dressed in similar attires were playing around with their food using their levitation magic. A smirking Canidae and falcon who were dressed up like pilots were watching a funny YouTube video on their iPad. A person enclosed in an orange power suit was listening to his, her, or its music on an iPod. A short figure in a spacesuit trailed by tiny red, white, blue, yellow, and purple creatures was cautiously leaving the cafeteria.

By watching all of the brawlers spend time with each other, Pit suddenly felt lonely. He was the only Kid Icarus character in the Smash Mansion. If Lady Palutena was here, he would have company; she was not invited. Maybe, he could make some new friends! The angel eyed the pointy-eared blond, who was still covering his precious ears. He looks friendly enough! Carefully watching where he was going, Pit merrily went up to the blond.

"Hi!" Pit greeted. The blond looked at him and twitched his ears.

"Uh, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" He shouted over the crowd. It was too loud in the cafeteria!

"I said HI!" Pit replied at the top of his voice.

"I SMELL PIE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?!"

"I SAID HI!"

"I SAID DIE!?"

"NOO! HI! HI! HI!"

Finally noticing that the blond could not clearly understand him, Pit quickly scurried away. The blond did not care much. He only wanted to move to a quieter place. Pit headed towards the pink puffball, who innocently looked back. There! He, she, or it noticed him!

"Hello, I'm Pit!" Pit introduced. "What's your name?"

"Pyrooo!" The puffball squealed carelessly and jumped.

"Your name is Pyro?" Pit asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Pyro!" The puffball responded, shaking its head.

"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying- WHOA!"

All of a sudden, the puffball opened its wide, toothless mouth and inhaled the unlucky Pit like a black hole. He was then immediately spit out like a bubblegum that lost its delicious flavor. His brown hair soaked with spit, Pit looked up and saw the puffball suddenly having his brown hair and golden laurel. Completely astonished and a little scared, the shocked angel hurriedly dashed away.

Pit then decided to meet the Canidae and the falcon. Both of their eyes were glued onto the iPad, which was showing video of a snowshoe cat with a grumpy expression.

"Aww, he's so cute!" The Canidae commented.

"That cat is actually a girl you know!" The falcon corrected.

"Hello!" Pit tried to greet. "What are you guys watching?"

"I bet it is angry at the cameraman!" The Canidae remarked, paying no attention to the angel. Pit sadly shook his head and walked away. They seemed to ignore him. His blue eyes staring at the ground, the unhappy Pit was about to leave the cafeteria when he suddenly collided with a wall-hard force. The brunette angel clumsily toppled onto the ground. Wondering what ran into him, he looked up and spotted a monstrous turtle with a spikey green shell look back at him with a glare.

"Oh! I'm sorry!" Pit apologized with a cheery smile. The turtle growled grouchily in annoyance and jerked him up by the wing. "Ahh!" Pit exclaimed, struggling and kicking. "You're hurting my wing!"

"Look where you're going!" the turtle roared, causing some of the other brawlers to flinch. Completely panicked, Pit swung one of his legs and kicked the anthropomorphic reptile in the eye, who screamed in pain and dropped the angel. Once when he was free, the angel hurriedly dashed out of the cafeteria. "COME BACK HERE!" the turtle roared.

Once when in the main hall, Pit panicky looked for a place to hide. Behind the cushiony sofa? No, it is too obvious! In the grandfather clock? He's too big to fit inside! There was a violent stomping noise gradually getting louder as it came closer. It shook all the rooms like an earthquake. Completely alarmed, Pit flew up the stairs, through the hallway. Should he lock himself in his room? That could work! Pit looked behind to see if the turtle was behind him and saw trails of his pure-white feathers littered on the ground. No, bad idea! He could follow the trail of feathers to his room and literally rip the door open!

Pit flew through one more hallway and up two more stairs until he reached the third floor of the mansion. (The mansion is only three stories tall) His wings drooping, he panted for air. He can't run anymore! He had reached the highest floor! Pit jumped when he heard the dreadful stomping noise getting louder by the second. Desperate, he looked around for a hiding spot and with a huge stroke of luck, spotted an attic door on the ceiling. Ha! The turtle's waaay too big to crawl in there! With a flap of his exhausted wings, Pit quickly fluttered towards the door, shoved it open, and crawled into the hidden attic. Once inside the attic, he shut the door just when the furious turtle reached the top of the stair.

"Huh?" the turtle asked in puzzlement. He looked behind the two little coaches and the tall fake flower pot. "Where did that idiot go?"


Author's Notes: Yep, here's the first chapter of my Pit and Roy story! Sorry to disappoint you, but there will be no yaoi. (I find it hard to make a character "stay-in-character" when there is romance involved, not that I had written a yaoi fic before) And, it was hard for me to describe how did the Smash Mansion look like, so sorry if you're confused. And I'm going to try to making the next chapter longer.

I'll try to update this story as much as I can; unless if for some reason, I'm feeling unmotivated or I got something else to do. Our favorite redheaded swordsman will appear in the next chapter.

Story Questions:

Which SSB game is better: Brawl or Melee? I personally prefer Brawl.

Do you think Brawl should've had all of the characters from Melee with the addition of new characters?

PS: I don't own SSBB/SSBM. It belongs to Nintendo