AN: fangz (geddit im a vampier!!!!!!) 2 my bf (i men best frend not boyfrnid kuz im goffik and im a lez dun lik it den deel wid it ok?????) avernth who hlpd me com up wid da story if dis and also fangs 4 da speelin help u rok!!1! alex and amanda thnks 4 makin my sad abis dat I liv in less deprezzin okkkk? luv u and also fob roxxx!!!
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Hi, my name is Lydia D'esdemona Hypnotica Malice Tragedia Nightshade Aesthetica Maleficent Belladonna Deathblood Wentz and I have waist long raven hair with dark blue streaks and orange tips and green eyes that remind people of depressing swamps. People tell me that I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u dunno who dat iz den massage n ill send u a pic also ur dum shez awesume!!!) I'm not related to Pete Wentz but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but I also have perfect shiny white normal teeth. I'm pale and white because I'm goth. I'm also a witch and I go to a magic school in England called Hogwarts where I'm in the seventh year and I'm seventeen years old. I wear black because I'm goth, and I enjoy shopping at Hot Topic, what with being a goth. For instance, today I was wearing a black leather corset with a black leather miniskirt with black leather fishnets and black combat boots, leather of course. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeshadow and my pale gothic fingers were painted black with black nail polish. I was walking outside Hogwarts where it was raining and sleeting and snowing and there was no sun, which is good since I'm a vampire and I hate sun because it burns me because I'm a vampire. A bunch of preps stared at me and I stuck my middle finger up at them and they gasped because they had never seen such an act of gothicness.
"Hey Lydia!" shouted a sexy gothic voice. It was… Draco Malfoy!!!!!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing" he said shyly.
But then my friends called for me very gothically and so I had to go.
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AN: plz tel me if itz gud review ok but I h8 flammerz so dun flam ok??? fangz!!!11!!!1!