In a world without justice where the magical prey on the non-magical, one man must face the ultimate challenge
Cockpuncher:How can I beat the nobles Master?
Master:You must master an ancient art which the nobility have fear off.
Punches cockpuncher
Cockpuncher:will you teach me
Master:No you are not ready.
cockpuncher:I am ready.
Punches cocpuncher again
Master:No you are not.
Master:With this technique even magic cannot defend against. You shall become a cockpuncher.
Year Later
Louise:Commoner! BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Colbert:Ms Valliere you must-UGH!
Cockpuncher punches Colbert
Guiche:Looks like you came commoner
summons my valkryie
Cockpuncher:So your not gonna fight,huh
Guiche:Of course I am a noble I should not lower myself to use such barbaric yet honorable and hard earned ways of fighting
Cockpuncher:I don't think you have the balls.
Cockpuncher punches Pope Vittorio, King Joseph, Wardes, every male noble while Siesta kicks every female noble in the crotch like Cockpuncher.