Scroll 1, Insanity:
Then, suddenly, as Yukari left, a pink-haired girl wearing a kimono entered the dark glade that belonged to Konohagakure. She grinned to herself as she lifted her arms; bringing up the Zanpakutou that she always drug around behind her.
"Kenny! They all left, there's nobody to fight now."
"Damn it, I guess I was a bit too slow, eh, Yachiru?" the pointy-haired Shinigami lifted his own black-clad arm and said: "Mewtwo, return."
The purple and pale-white mutant cat turned around and growled in its throat as the red beam of energy was spit from the blasted, sickeningly purple and pink 'Master' ball.
"I thought for sure that black-haired girl had a Poochyena. Ken-chan!" the pink-haired Yachiru pouted. Mewtwo was going to fight Sheena's new puppy, Reena. Mewtwo reluctantly returned to its ungodly small home as the red beam, now containing its physical data, was sucked back up into the master ball.
"Stop right there and release that poor cat, or I shall punish you on behalf of the Moon!"
"Oh great, another brat wanting to fight. Well, ok then!" Kenpachi grinned viciously as the odango atama-headed girl stepped into the moonlight. "Go, Giratina. Show this blonde-brat what we are!"
The Negative-world pokemon shot out of its ball and roared thunderously as it entered. The land shook with might as Giratina stepped down onto the treed-ground; killing several of the rooted plants easily.
"Oh Shit, GO CLEFAIRY!" Sailor Moon ripped her own, pink Cherish Ball off her belted blue skirt and spun around in sparkles before kneeling on the ground and thrusting her right arm rigidly into the night sky.
The Clefairy, being half the size of Giratina's pinkie, exited the ball with even more glitter and glam, making a show of floating hearts and twinkling stars.
"Clefairy!"
"Clefairy, Go, Double-Slap." Sailor Moon barked her order.
"Giratina, just step forward please." Kenpachi folded his arms over his chest as Yachiru climbed up his back to get a better view of the action. The black and grey pkmn titan lifted its foot and stepped forward, and on the screaming Clefairy. The poor Clefairy was instantly defeated…and died.
"OH NO! I shall heal you with my Moon Stick!" Sailor Moon finished vomiting at the sight of Clefairy's gored body and spun around again.
"MOON TIARA – shit, wrong phrase – MOON HEALING ACTAVATION!"
Clefairy came back to life and fainted again. Sailor Moon recalled her pink moon fairy pkmn and threw another out:
"GO PALGIACEUS, the love child of Arceus, Palkia and Dialga!"
"Yay! A worthy Pkmn to battle my Ken-chan!" Yachiru cheered cheerfully from the male Shinigami's back.
"Palgiaceus, Use Hyper Beam!"
"Giratina, step on the love child, please." Zaraki-taichou sighed boredly.
Giratina, being pissed to the max of not being including in the orgy of Arceus, lifted its attack stats to the top and let loose a beam of Darkness that was the opposite of Hyperbeam. The one and only Palgiaceus was instantly atomized.
"Darn, I lost again. I choose you, Ditto!" Sailor Moon was getting angry now, as she threw her third pkmn.
"Ditto…" The face of Ditto was plastered with the meaning of fear as the blue wad of pkmn looked upwards to the mile-high Giratina.
"Di...tto!"
"Giratina, use Stomp." Kenpachi, again, looked insanely bored while Yachiru cheered Sailor Moon on. The still-angry Giratina lifted its left foot this time and proceeded to step on Ditto.
"NYAH! My Ditto is a haxzothr, and is insanely strong!" Sailor Moon crowed in triumph as the Giratina lifted its foot and made a sound to show its disgust. Ditto was stuck to Giratina's foot like a wad of blue bubblegum.
"Oh come on, a shiny haxorh Ditto? What possible use can that be?" Kenpachi yawned; feinting his interest.
"Watch this! Ditto, use transform!"
Ditto was having trouble focusing as the Giratina was stomping repetitively on the ground, trying to get Ditto off of its foot.
"DITTO!" The blue Ditto gritted its non-existent teeth and transformed into Giratina.
"RRAOWOETERYRT!" Ditto transformed into Giratina!
"Ditto, use Shadow Ball!" Sailor Moon ordered. The Gira-Ditto opened its tiny mouth and gathered energy to defeat the real Giratina.
"Giratina, use Double Kick." Kenpachi-taichou ordered his pokemon. Yachiru hung off his shoulder and cheered more.
The real Giratina promptly turned around and gave a donkey's version of Double Kick. The last we ever saw of Ditto was a pink dot flying away through the sky.
"I lost again, darn it!" Sailor Moon took out her fourth ball from her left hair ball and looked very serious. "Out of 6 pokemon, I still have three left!"
"Well then, use your three remaining pokemon, you'll still lose." Kenpachi snorted in arrogance.
"Fine, I will; GO CHARIZARD!" the left-side of her blonde hair fell in her face as it was unwrapped. The flame-colored pkmn ball spiraled into the air as it released a black Charizard.
"Tch, don't tell me you hacked this one also, to get a shiny Charizard." Kenpachi looked sadly at the mis-matched hair blondie. "You are such a lozer."
"NO WAY, I've had my precious FLAMEROARERIPPER since I started my Pokemon journey!" Sailor Moon cried aloud. "Just for that, FLAMEROARERIPPER: USE SACRED FIRE!"
The Black Charizard used the most powerful Fire-attack in the history of Pkmn and it did nothing but went 'poof' against Giratina's knee – much like a bubble against human skin. Giratina howled in fury and it used Aura Sphere in retaliation. Charizard was reduced to a smoldering pile of ash.
"NO! FLAMEROARERIPPER! How could you!" Sailor Moon wept; her tears restoring her dead Charizard. "FLAMEROARERIPPER, return!
"You have two more pokemon left, little girl." Kenpachi grinned victoriously. "I'm still on my second. Call out your fifth monster and let's get this over with."
Sailor Moon reached to her white belt that was worn with her blue-trademarked skirt. Instead of calling her fifth pokemon, her black cat Luna, jumped onto Sailor Moon's shoulder and gave stern advice:
"Sailor Moon! You must use your best pokemon to defeat this enemy!"
"My Best Pokemon, you mean YOU! GO, I chose you, Luna!"
"RRAAAEEEOOOWW!" Luna screamed in fear as she landed on Giratina's face.
"YOUR CAT IS NOT A POKEMON!" Yachiru screamed from her tree-limb seat. The pink-haired girl had jumped off Kenpachi's shoulder and into the tree, sitting on a limb. "CHEATER! You shouldn't cheat against Kenny-chan."
"Oh fine, Luna, return!" Sailor Moon sighed sadly and the poor cat had to be peeled off Giratina's face.
"FUCK YOU, Sailor Moon!" Was all Luna said as she promptly ran away to be with Artemis and Meko; both of whom were in the trees, watching the pokemon battle unfold.
"Darn it, stupid cat…fine then, I send my fifth pokemon; Go Dugtrio!" Sailor Moon threw an ultra-ball and the three-headed…thing…popped out. Having only three brown, round heads; the mystery of the rest of Dugtrio's body remained underground.
"Dug-trio…trio…trio…" It said and popped in and out of the ground like a 'Whack-a-Mole' mole.
"Giratina! Go, use Origin forme!" Kenpachi shouted as the sun rose through the trees. The Giratina roared its fury and shifted into its worm-like forme it used to fly gaily around in its Negative World. It now had the effect Levitate, which meant no Ground-type moves affected it.
"Oh gosh-darn, Dugtrio, use Tri-Attack!" Sailor Moon dramatically pointed at the floating Giratina.
"TRIO! TRIO! TRIO!" the half-foot tall pkmn cranked its head back as far as it could and let fly a three-colored Tri-Attack. The attack cut Giratina's knee; like a kid falling on a sidewalk and scraping its knee kind of cut.
Giratina roared again its anger as it used Stomp to take out Dugtrio. The Negative Pkmn failed epically. Dugtrio kept retreating to its underground lair; only to pop back up again elsewhere.
"Dug-trio…trio…trio…" It said and popped in and out of the ground like a 'Whack-a-Trio' game. Kenpachi and Yachiru watched in annoyance as the Dugtrio made an ass out of Giratina.
"Giratina. Use Earthquake." Kenpachi muttered. Giratina used the move and Sailor Moon wept for a Dugtrio that was never seen again; its body in too small of pieces to find and put back together again.
"One last victory, Yachiru, and then we'll head home." Kenpachi casually looked over to the trees as the sun illuminated the branches.
"YAY, Ken-chan is going to win again!" Yachiru stopped picking her nose to cheer.
"Not if my friend's pokemon has anything to say about it!" Sailor Moon undid her right pony-tail ball and removed her sixth and final pokemon. Standing there with her beautiful blonde hair pooled around her red-booted feet, Sailor Moon gazed lovingly at the Ultra-ball. "This mighty force belongs to my dear friend, Senshi XiN. Go Absol!"
In a flurry of black, white and silver confetti did Absol, lvl 86, exited his custom-painted pkmn-ball. Without any fancy entrance moves or spins or rolls did Absol the Grand stood there on the ground; using the rising sun to silhouette his majestic outline. With the sun at his back, Absol puffed out his chest and glared solemnly at the huge Giratina.
"Absooooll… - I will defeat you with ease. –" The Absol stated plainly.
"Giiirati-nani… - We shall see about that, Little Absoru… -" The proud Giratina growled back.