The Walking Faggot the Zombie Show about Card Games with Faggots and Cards

Chapter 1: Our Heroes Meet

Rick was sneaking, he was sneaking like a little mouse. He had to go get food for his group out in town and there were zombies nearby so he didn't want to attract them, so he was sneaking. He looked up at one of the zombies and noticed he had big pointy hair and a was standing with another zombie so he pulled out his gun.

Rick held his gun to the pointy haird zombie until he realized… they got yami yugi. He immediately started tearing up, not because the zombie apocalypse is shitty, but because he loves yami yugi. He had been a fan ever since he defeated pegasus. There was nothing he could do but walk over to yami yugi and shake his hand.

What Rick didn't know was that Yami was playing a game, a shadow game, with another zombie. The zombie apocalypse was a huge shadow game made by pegasus because he's a dick who lives on an island eating caviar all day. Yami turned around and saw Rick and stabbed him with his pointy necklace because he thought he was a zoambie, but it only minorly hurt Rick who started licking it up off his hand.

Rick looked Yami in the eye with a sexy look, trying to seduce him. "Yami yugi boy, I'm level 40, you can't smack this."

Rick died.

Rick got back up though because this is the zombie apocalypse, so now he was a zombie but he was also crazy. His teeth were now like that of a cats and his eyes looked like two big tomatoes. Rick looked at Yami and said "Yami Yugi, though my love for you burns with the intensity of the moon, I must defeat you in a shadow game."

Rick then realized he left his deck at home.

Meanwhile…

Back at camp…

Everyone was dancing and laughing enjoying themselves because RIck was a huge asshole so now that he wasn't there, they could do what they wanted. Lori was really depressed though so she lay on the ground and sulked the entire time. Daryl noticed her and walked over. "Hey bitch, get off the ground why you cryin'?" Lori whispered "rick has been gone for 3 weeks." "Shit dude, I didn't even notice. Well what do you wnat to do?" Lor started getting up off the ground. "We have to find him"

So Daryl took Ricks son Carl and the three of them went off to go find Rick. Daryl was planning on killing Rick when he got the chance though, always going on about his cool Yugioh deck, Daryl wanted that Yugioh deck. Daryl then noticed he was being followed by a pansy with white hair and another guy with blonde hair and a green jacket.

It was so easy to tell they were being followed because Pegasus kept making a "mmm" sound and Joey was making a "nyehhh" sound. These sounds were constant. Pegasus held a glass of wine as usual because he's a gigantic walking faggot.

Pegasus noticed Daryl staring and did a hair flick "Mmmmm, boy do you want to be saved?"

Daryl always had a thing for girls with white hair, but he also hated people who drank wine. So he kept walking, as Pegasus caught up he started feeling Daryls strong muscular arms and licking his lips in a very gross way. "Where ya going boy? I have some questions for you." Daryl wanted to find Rick so he could get Ricks deck but this lady was becoming quite the nuisance. So he punched Pegasus in the eye, but not the normal eye, he punched the golden eye, which was magical.

This cause a strange transformation to begin to occur on Daryl.

"Mmmmmmmmmm" Pegasus flipped his hair once more "I give your body a 4, but not for long."

Daryl transformed into Pegasus.

"There that's better. Now I have an invitation for you all MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm come to my card tournmant"

Lori looked at Pegasus with those beady eyes she has. She just flung Carl over her shoulder and booked it.

Joey let out one single tear. "nyeh"

Lori ran for a long time until she finally ran into Rick who was having a shadow game with Yami Yugi but since he didn't have a deck they were just playing "Shadow Rock, Paper, Scissors" But they both kept choosing Rock. When Rick saw Lori and Carl he remembered what he was there to do in the first place and turned back to normal but he still had tomato eyes.

"Oh mah god, Lori! Have you met Yami Yugi! I'm his biggest fan! We're gonna get married!"

Lori didn't have time for this though, she had to tell them about what happened with Daryl. Yami Yugi knew exactly what had to be done.

"Alright guys, here's what's up." Yami Yugi had them all sitting in a circle "Pegasys wants us to join his faggot turnmant to turn us all into faggots. We'll have a faggot apocalypse within the zombie apocalypse. A whole hord of walking dead faggots."

Rick nodded and agreed vigorously "yes yes, I see what you're saying yes"

Carl piped up "But they're all dead anyway why does it make a difference if they're fags or not?" Yami Yugi slapped him "You don't understand fool! it is so much worse"

"How is it worse?" asked Carl. For that Rick and Yami Yugi slapped him the same time. "Because if the world is overrun by zombie pegasus then he truly wins. Imagine a bunch of faggots all getting together every sunday to discuss the current books their reading" Yugi started to convulse in disgust "Pegasus, a book by Pegasus, as told by Pegasus, winner of the Pegasus award."

As Carl was starting to get it, Joey stumbled across the group with his face turned to the side. Yami Yugi was excited because Joey was a bithc he could make fun of. "Hey Joey where ya been."

"MMmmmmmmmmmmyeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh." As Joey turned around everyone saw that his face had turned half-Pegasus.

All three of them started running in any direction they could, the faint moans of Mmyeh mmmyeh in the distance. They reached a cliff and took a leap of faith.

Cut to a year later…

Yami Yugi was eating out of a can of beans as they sailed to Pegasus island. The plague had spread and now half of the people and zombies in the world were pegasus. They got Lori when she had gone to get get a coca-cola cause she was thirsting for a coca cola, but now all she drinks wine like a faggot. Carl, Rick and Joey were there too. Yami Yugi bit Joey to turn him into a zombie to prevent him from turning into full Pegasus, so now he's a Pegazombie.

Suddenly, Carl saw land.

"Carl you dick fuck we can all see it" they landed on pegasus island. Off in the distance they could see the castle and below it a horde of white faggots huddling around it.

Suddenly the fuel tank on the raft exploded but none of them gave a fuck. They've been through so many trials and suffering they just walked, facing the pegasus horde head on with the explosion in the background.