Once more?

A/N: To start this off, I just wanna say that everything in this momi series will be ALL CRACK PAIRINGS! YAOI AS WELL! Common pairings will be avoided for the sake of these one-shots. Please enjoy :D

A light click emitted from the front door and a man sporting a yellow vest entered the single bedroom apartment, instantly spotting the tabby kitten-like person napping on his couch. Chuckling to himself a small smiled played on his lips as he placed his bag and boots by the door.

Brad sauntered over to the kitten, Steve, and took a seat closer to the boy's head before giving a feather light kiss on his forehead. In response he earned a grumble.

"Ugh… Why are you home so damn early?" The question was groggy and irritance fell from it, but the beautiful flush lips it fell from made up for it.

"I told you before I left, I'd be back early." The brunette took a peck at the ginger's lips and smiled as his cheeks flushed slightly.

"Well… Still. Doesn't give you any right to wake m-"

Brad pounced onto Steve and captured his lips in a rough but demanding kiss. The battle for dominance was easily given to Chicken Heart. Steve moaned at the hasty movements of the man ovr him, such dexterity as he slipped his hand under the hem of his pants. He always did like a man with a plan.

Just as Steve began to feel the heat of his lover's digits, a abrupt pause came upon him.

"H-hey, what's wrong?" The ginger tried to speak over the list.

Brad blushed crimson and took a moment to think over what to say.

"Am… Am I doing this right?.." The question was rather timid.

A peck on the nose from Steve, along with a chuckle answered the other's question.

"Everytime, babe~"

A/N: Did you like? If so pretty please drop a review and if you'd like a Crack Pairing you may want to see later on in this mini series. Thank you for reading! :D