Title: The Song
By- Rock'n'Slash
Rating: PG
Warnings- Stupidity
Summary- James and Sirius stupidity. Sirius explains and James is confused.
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I DO NOT OWN IT.
It was a quiet day in the Gryffindor Common Room which would have been weird if it wasn't the middle of Winter Break. James were lounging in silence in front of the fire when Sirius, for lack of anything better to do (and we know he can't stay still or quite for long), asks a question.
"Hey, James," he says.
"Yeah, Sirius," James replies.
"Do you know what annoys me the most," Sirius questions.
"Snape," James answers, lazily, because it couldn't be anything else.
"Nope."
"WHAT?!" James sits up, shocked.
"Lay back down, James. I still hate him there's just something that annoys me more than Snivellous." Sirius says, dismissively.
"…" (Poor Jamsie! He's in shock!! )
"The thing that annoys me the most is a song! A horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE SONG!" Sirius says, waving his arms in the air as if that would help to describe how much he detests that song.
"… A song?" James says in disbelief.
"Yes…" Sirius hisses.
There is a moment of silence while James is still in disbelief and Sirius is thinking about how much he hates that song. Finally, James breaks the quiet.
"Okay, I'll bite. What song is it?
"No!!" Sirius yelps. "I can't say it!"
"What?!" James says, annoyed.
'It's too horrible!"
"Tell me!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!!"
"Yes!!"
"No!!"
"YES!!"
"Okay! Fine!" Sirius gives in with a shudder. "The name of the song is…"
A/N- To be continued! MWAHAHAHA!!