He he! Just something I came up with randomly!

Disclaimer: I don't own.

1. "I'm too sexy for my shirt" -Comment on that: The heck you are Edward!

2. "Ugh! Bella, you're such a pest!" -Comment on that: She can be sometimes.

3. "Jacob is my brother from another mother" -Comment on that: WOAH!

4. "Hey Mike! Wanna hit the movies sometime?" -Comment on that: Um...can I say awkward?

5. "Alice! My room needs a total makeover! I need ponies, rainbows, fairies and my favourite, UNICORNS! Didja get that?" -Comment on that: O.O

6. "Like OMG! Totally!" -Comment on that: Never again...

7. "Mmmm...Jasper, you so sexilicious...," -Comment on that: True, very true.

8. "Ugh, Rosalie. You're such a wench" -Comment on that: Not all the time.

9. "Bitch, please!" -Comment on that: Edward Cullen is the new Chris Crocker?

10. "YOU THINK I'M FAT?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! -Comment on that: Isn't he supposed to be lanky?

11. "I so totally dig you" -Comment on that: ...

12. "If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together" -Comment on that: Pick-up lines coming out of Edward's mouth is just plain creepy...

13. "Michael Jackson! You're my idol! Screw the classical stuff! Lets do the moonwalk!" -Comment on that: Can anybody even picture Edward doing the moonwalk?

14. "Emmett! Let's jack an old lady!" -Comment on that: So much for composed and well-mannered Edward...

15. "Alice! Shopping! NOW!" -Comment on that: Um...please tell me it's for music...

16. "Bella...YOU SUCK!" -Comment on that: What can I say? We all hate Bella because she has Edward, right?

17. "Ooo! I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie world!" -Comment on that: MY EARS! MY BLEEDING EARS!

18. "Lauren, you're such a whore. Slut." -Comment on that: Isn't she?

19. "Jeez Bella! Stop whining you son of a bitch! Whine, whine, whine! It's ALWAYS about you isn't it?!" -Comment on that: Hey, I'm ranting some of my feelings here.

And my all time favourite

20. "NSYNC could so totally kick Beethoven's ass!" -Comment on that: NO WAY IN HELL!

Sorry if it isn't funny enough. I tried with the humor. Review please?