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So...I asked for any crossovers people would like to see...
Prompt: 1. Draco/Ziva [NCIS], 'Always', Tony Finds Out. Love
Now I Can't Sleep
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"No… Freaking… WAY…" Agent Tony DiNozzo so elegantly put it, staring like there was no tomorrow, mouth agape and horrified expression on his features, "But… he's- he's just a kid!"
Draco, kneeling before Ziva, in the midst of an office full of muggles who saw nothing –thanks to a convenient concealment charm- looked at him with a smug grin; knowing full well that Tony was the only person here able to see what was really happening, but would seem to the others as if he's suddenly started talking to thin air. "You have a problem, muggle? Ziva and I are in love, and she has yet to answer whether or not to be my wife… so we shall see how miserable one of us is in a moment…"
He looked back to her, both hands in his own and staring adoringly up at her. "I promise to love you Always…" the blonde whispered while Tony made immature gagging noises in the background, "Oh come on! That was THE corniest pick-up line I have ever heard, wake up Ziva!" yelled Agent DiNozzo.
She ignored him, staring adoringly back at Draco, "Yes, a thousand times I give you the Yes!"
Tony saw red…a tap on the shoulder… something about 'Imperial-Us' …and he was a chicken.
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Tony was yelling…at thin air. Something was very wrong with this picture, and he was missing it… especially as his agent/surrogate-son-figure was currently addressing McGee's computer as 'Ziva' and threatening the desklamp…
He strode over and tapped the man on the shoulder, "Uh, Tony, care to explain what the heck you think you're doing?"
Tony froze. Turning slowly to focus on his face… "Gibbs?"
There was a blast of some kind of Golden light from behind, and the man suddenly squatted down, clucking like a chicken… pecking at the floor.
In the background you could hear Ducky casually mention to Abby, "Oh dear, it appears the poor boy has snapped… unless you'd care to mention anything you may have put in his morning coffee, my dear?"
Abby was silent… Yep, definitely guilty.
The End.
There are 8 more of these random things.
This was the Requested Draco/Ziva Pairing.
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