Darius Kamron Whitehead's Studio

Darius: Hello there, this is Darius Kamron Whitehead here, welcoming you to Darius' Studio. Today, I am proud to present a modern masterpiece...a play so modern and so brilliant.

It can't absolutely make no sense. NO sense that anybody, including Darius.

Okay, maybe you can figure it out, the puzzling story of two frogs waiting for their frog. A play called "Waiting for Leap".

THE PLAY STARTS...

Kermit: Hmm, I wonder where our little green frog, Leap is.

Tad: He said to come out of Terrence's Studio, he would come out and learn with us. But he's not here. He's not here!

Kermit the Frog: Think about it, when Leap finally shows up and learns with us, we will be...HAPPY! Ha, ha, ha, ah, we would have lots of fun!

Tad: Yeah, but, Kermit, what if we wait here all day, and he never shows up?

Kermit: Oh, that would make us...ANGRY! How dare he keeps us by Terrence Allen Buddington, waiting...waiting...waiting! Let us get another look, maybe he might be coming.

{Kermit and Tad look for Leap, but he's still not here.}

Tad: Still not here. What are we gonna do, Kermit? What ARE we going to do?!

Kermit: Well, Tad, maybe, I, Kermit the Frog, should go, and you, Tad the Frog, wait for Leap.

Tad: But then I'd be all alone, and that would make me..Sad. So sad.

Kermit: Yes, that would be sad, waiting for Leap alone by Terrence, ALONE in the world...waiting...waiting...waiting...waiting!

Terrence Allen Buddington: Ok, that does it. I've been standing alone in my studio, here, waiting for this play to make some sense, I don't get it! It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen! I'm outta here! {Terrence walks out of his studio} I could go to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I understand Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. {singing} M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E. It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, come inside, it's fun inside...

Tad: W-w-w-wait, Terrence is leaving, and Leap said to wait by the tree!

Kermit: We will have to follow Terrence Allen Buddington!

{and they all follow Terrence Allen Buddington as he leaves}

PLAY ENDS.

Darius: Yeah, that's deep, deep, stuff. Oh well. Now for something that would make a lot more sense. LEAPFROG! {as I read the LeapFrog books] Hee hee hee...four stars.