A/U: For anyone out there my stories aren't originally English but French. Plus a joke that works on chapter for of harry potter eats a bear doesn't really work in English so chap 4 will come out on Friday. Sorry.
What if Harry Potter was ...
Chapter 1: A policeman
In a police station somewhere in the middle of nowhere there was a new policeman, Harry Potter.
One day Harry Potter was in his police station somewhere in the middle of nowhere when a gangster came inside. I do not know why he came in a police station but the thief may have been an idiot. Not my fault!
He ordered. "Give me all your money."
Harry Potter took his cell phone and called 911.
"Ring! Ring! Ring! "
"Hello, here is the police station somewhere in the middle of nowhere! "
"There's a thief in the police station somewhere in the middle of nowhere ... hey, wait a minute I'm the police. "
So Harry Potter took a "hard, black realistic but not a real gun" and killed the gangster.
That's the reason why Harry Potter is not a policeman.