THUNDERCLAN IN OUR MODERN WORLD CHAPTER ONE
Day One
A/N:
Author: Hi everyone, this is my first Fanfiction story so I'm sorry if something goes wrong such as all the chapters are bunched into one or something. Also, for American readers, I am British so I use British English. I'm sure you're not stupid so I won't go through the spellings with you but just in case you get confused, in this story and possibly any other stories that I might put on here in future, the word 'chips' refers to what you would call 'fries', the word 'crisps' refers to what you would call 'chips' and the word 'rubbish' when used as a noun refers to what you would call 'trash' or 'garbage'.
Hollyleaf: *comes in*
Hollyleaf: *Tells everyone that she is here on Facebook*
Hollyleaf: LOOOOOVVVV VVE!
Author: Hollyleaf you are only here because I can't be bothered to read the disclaimer myself. You are NOT here to start shouting and you are NOT….. Hollyleaf can I see what you have just put on Facebook?
Author: *reads Hollyleaf's Facebook status* Oh, Hollyleaf… RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!*crying*
ThunderClan/WindClan/ShadowClan/RiverClan: *come in*
Hollyleaf: Heey everyone! LOOOOOOVVVVVVVE! PEEEEEAAAACE! ICE CREEEAAAAM!
Firestar: Hey author! We came to liven up your note a little bit! Can I read the disclaimer?
Author: No!
F: Please?
A: No!
F: Please?
A: No!
F: Please!
A: No!
F: Pretty please?
A: For the last time NO!
F: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top?
A: Alright Firestar you can read the disclaimer for God's sake!
H: Nuuuu! Wanna read the disclaimer!
H/F: *Fighting*
A: RIGHT THAT IS ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU! OUT!
Clan cats except Crowfeather: *leave*
Crowfeather: Wow geez stressy man!
A: CROWFEATHER! OUT! NOW!
C: *leaves*
A: I will now read the disclaimer. I do not own Warriors and/or any other brands which may be mentioned and/or alluded to in this story. Chapter!
CHAPTER 1
Hollyleaf was, like, so upset. I mean, it is, like, so totally out of order. Firestar had actually stopped her from spraying little hearts all over the side of his den, I mean, like, dude, that is just so totally, like OUT – OF – ORDERR! Duh! She was so unhappy that she decided to go and spend the rest of the day having retail therapy in London.
8 HOURS LATER:
Hollyleaf was, like so tired. She was still in London, even though it was now 10 o' clock and Lionblaze and several other of her Clanmates kept texting her saying 'Where r u?'. That was, like, so out of order. She now had to, like, text them ALL back. OMG. I mean, she was going to have to waste, like, twen – 'OMG! OMG!' said Hollyleaf in shock. She nearly fainted. She had just seen a pair of Gucci shoes for only £54.96! She was so shocked that she came over really funny and she was, like, really dizzy. She HAD TO HAVE THOSE SHOES! She rushed into the shop, knocking over 3 Twolegs in the process.
20 MINUTES LATER:
Hollyleaf was on the train. It was 10:30 and she was like, so happy. She could not believe that she now had some of the most fashionable clothes on the planet and she had only spent £1, 056.99! Suddenly, she felt her eyelids closing and her head started to slip down the side of the neighbouring seat. The sights and sounds of the train disappeared and she saw Bluestar and Spottedleaf coming towards her. "Hollyleaf, Hollyleaf, what have you done?" said Bluestar. Spottedleaf said "You have done a great evil to your Clan. Do you know how much prey you could have caught while you were in London? How many border patrols you could have gone on? How many cats could have been fed that have gone to their nests hungry? But no. You went to London. You spent all your time fussing ove cl – OMG! OMG! Oh my God! It's Gucci!" Spottedleaf was pointing at one of Hollyleaf's new shoes. Bluestar said " Please, oh Hollyleaf, PLEASE can I TOUCH one of your shoes? PLEASE?" Bluestar started crying. Hollyleaf looked at her as if she had just come down from the planet Mars. "No you freak you cannot touch my shoes! Ugh! Aaagh! Get away from me otherwise I'll catch weirdoitis! Or whatever it is that you have! OH MY GOD! FREAK ALERT EVERYONE FREAK ALERT!" said Hollyleaf. Bluestar started chasing her.
All of a sudden Hollyleaf was back on the train, which was just about to leave from her stop. It was now one o'clock in the morning. Hollyleaf became hysterical and started running as fast as she could with the 87 shopping bags that she was carrying. She screamed " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! DON'T GO! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME! ! The train driver heard Hollyleaf and fortunately she was able to get off before the train left. However Firestar was not happy when Hollyleaf got back to ThunderClan.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HOLLYLEAF?" he yowled at her. "GONE FOR 12 AND A HALF HOURS…. EVERYONE REALLY WORRIED… SENT OUT 17 SEARCH PARTIES….. !
Hollyleaf said "Well I was, like, in London…."
Firestar said "Oh God how much did you spend?" Hollyleaf said "₤1056.99"...