***Disclaimer***
*sigh* No - I don't own Slayers. No - I don't claim to. NO - I shan't sell you a copy of the series.
So don't take me to court or I'll set the mazoku on you. *looks around* Comprendez?
Also, credit to Fellow author Digi-Riven, this is half her idea ^_^
And on to the feature presentation....
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It was a bright morning. The sun warmed the ground and the fluffy little bunnies and other cute l'il animals bounced around in glee.
Not a single prop was out of place for this wonderful day scene. It was all blue sky and fluffy white clouds. The sun even had a little smile.
But that's not too important, is it? Something was happening elsewhere that's far more fun to read about....
"A toast! To Toasting!" Zelas announced, pouring from a bottle of red wine and emptying it. She tossed it over one shoulder to land on a pile of other empty bottles, after looking suprised that it should be empty.
"It's halfway through breakfast and she's....ugh." Gaav muttered, stuffing his face with pancakes. ( I know he's dead but he's so wonderful and goodlooking I had to bring him back)
"She's toasting everything." Dynast commently dryly, briefly moving his teacup away from his face.
Zelas Shrugged and pulled another bottle out, and emptyed it in a general toast to everything.
"Vell, I vink she havs einen drinken problvem." Dolphin giggled from her spot on, not next to, on the table.
"Itsh sh...you." The blonde alcoholic slurred.
"Veally? Vell, Jerry Spvinger vill agree vat you started it."
Phibrizzo got a bit twitchy and walked over to bash their heads together. He's seen it all before. And even the dark mazoku lord Jerry Springer couldn't handle them.
"Ish thas..." Zelas shook her head then slapped Dolphin. "Let him go!"
"He's a little kittu!!" Dolphin wailed "I Vant to keep him!!"
The three male dark lords shrugged at eachother, not having a clue what they were bickering about until a pair of Kitty ears popped up from Dolphin's lap, followed by enough violet hair for a pair of slitty eyes to glare from underneath, around the table.
"What have you done?!" Zelas demanded tugging at her minion to try and save him from the bear-hugging clutches of Dolphin.
Xelloss was thankfully pulled free. He looked like his usual self, with the addition of extra large kitty ears, whiskers, a fluffy tail and paws instead of hands and feet.
The ears lay almost flat and the tail swiped angrily from side to side as even Dynast, the usually cool calm composed one couldn't keep a straight face.
"I made him more cuddly." Dolphin replied proudly.
Zelas began to chase Dolphin around the room. She paused to give some thought to her kitty minion and change him back when Phibrizzo clicked his fingers and warped her away to an Alcoholics Anonomous meeting she was late for. Leaving the kitty-xel Sulking in one corner.
Dolphin bounded over to the cute l'il (okay, big) kittu cat, picked him up from under the arms and dumped him on the table. And doing that to a full sized Xelloss, with no problems at all, is an accomplishment.
Gaav stared at the thing that had landed on his breakfast (see end of chapter for justifications/excuses for mazoku to eat) then let out the most ENORMOUS sneeze ever seen or heard, that made his hair stick out in all directions. Followed by... ANOTHER even BIGGER sneeze that sent him flying backwards off his chair.
The others laughed, the kitty on his breakfast let out a little snork.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU FLEA BITTEN MOGGY?" He yelled popping back up.
"Nothing." came the meek reply as yet another sneeze sent Gaav hurtling to the floor. "mew mew meeeew!" he chortled happily, jumping down on to Gaav's lap, um, wait, perhaps that should say 'jumping on Gaav in general'.
"mew mew." Kittu-Xel offered an apologetic rub against the dark lord's face before being grabbed by Dolphin, unelegantly whumped(© me) on to the table and being subjected to being tickled under the chin.
"Bad Kittu-xellie-wellie. you know poor gaavy waavy is awergic to kitty witty's don't you? yeees you do! you do!"
Dynast sat unconcerned watching as Gaav came out in a rash redder than his hair, Phibrizzo eyed a few left over wine bottles from Zelas then glanced at Xelloss, who was watching them from beneath Dolphin's fussing. He'd defend them of course, if he could escape the severe petting. But there was an easier/lazier way than fighting the embarassed kitty priest-general.
He took a little sack cloth bag and threw it out of the room into the fluffy bunny scene. Xel-kitty's nose twitched, then he shot out of his captors arms and bolted after it.
"Mazoku-nip. And with the heightened sense of smell of a cat.... " Phibrizzo said satisfied. "Won't see him for a while. . . . . hopefully."
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Fluffy and topsy sat in the sun nibbling on grass. Their ears pricked up as the saw a small bag land between, then a tremedous whooshing noise caused the poor rabbits to run for their life.
Xel-kittu dropped to run on all fours and pounced on the mazoku-nip. He gave it a sniff, then ripped the bag open with his teeth to pick out the leaves inside and stuff them in his mouth greedily. He chomped them all away and even ate the bag to ensure he got every last piece. Xel-kittu even picked and ate the grass the bag had landed on.
"Grass taste nice." he giggled rocking back and forth. "Ohhh.... I want to be a rabbit." with that statement he got into a crouching pose and bounded towards the burrow of Fluffy and Topsy.
* * * * ***********************
It was on this nice sunny morning that Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadiss and Filia had decided to set out on an adventure together, just for old times sakes.
As they came out of the forest they were greeted by a pair of legs and feet sticking out of a hole way too small.
"What's this?" Gourry asked, pulling Kittu-Xel out of the hole, with a bit of a struggle, and holding the luckless mazoku up by his foot for the group to view.
"Laaa laaaa laaaa!" the kitty-mazoku chirped swinging by one foot
Gouury walked back to the group, still holding Xelloss upside down, who got a good view up Filia's skirt as they discussed exactly what they'd found.
"we'd better take him with us." was the group conclusion.
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[ Mazoku eating plot hole explanation type thingamy ]
a If Zelas drinks and smokes, then why not eat?
b they eat for fun - Well /I/ DO!
c I want them to
d The physical form they create needs energy as well as their astral form. :P
e E=MC²/¾Ma+Ryu³
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µ3fh+¼p-¾Xe
*sigh* No - I don't own Slayers. No - I don't claim to. NO - I shan't sell you a copy of the series.
So don't take me to court or I'll set the mazoku on you. *looks around* Comprendez?
Also, credit to Fellow author Digi-Riven, this is half her idea ^_^
And on to the feature presentation....
* * * * * * * *
It was a bright morning. The sun warmed the ground and the fluffy little bunnies and other cute l'il animals bounced around in glee.
Not a single prop was out of place for this wonderful day scene. It was all blue sky and fluffy white clouds. The sun even had a little smile.
But that's not too important, is it? Something was happening elsewhere that's far more fun to read about....
"A toast! To Toasting!" Zelas announced, pouring from a bottle of red wine and emptying it. She tossed it over one shoulder to land on a pile of other empty bottles, after looking suprised that it should be empty.
"It's halfway through breakfast and she's....ugh." Gaav muttered, stuffing his face with pancakes. ( I know he's dead but he's so wonderful and goodlooking I had to bring him back)
"She's toasting everything." Dynast commently dryly, briefly moving his teacup away from his face.
Zelas Shrugged and pulled another bottle out, and emptyed it in a general toast to everything.
"Vell, I vink she havs einen drinken problvem." Dolphin giggled from her spot on, not next to, on the table.
"Itsh sh...you." The blonde alcoholic slurred.
"Veally? Vell, Jerry Spvinger vill agree vat you started it."
Phibrizzo got a bit twitchy and walked over to bash their heads together. He's seen it all before. And even the dark mazoku lord Jerry Springer couldn't handle them.
"Ish thas..." Zelas shook her head then slapped Dolphin. "Let him go!"
"He's a little kittu!!" Dolphin wailed "I Vant to keep him!!"
The three male dark lords shrugged at eachother, not having a clue what they were bickering about until a pair of Kitty ears popped up from Dolphin's lap, followed by enough violet hair for a pair of slitty eyes to glare from underneath, around the table.
"What have you done?!" Zelas demanded tugging at her minion to try and save him from the bear-hugging clutches of Dolphin.
Xelloss was thankfully pulled free. He looked like his usual self, with the addition of extra large kitty ears, whiskers, a fluffy tail and paws instead of hands and feet.
The ears lay almost flat and the tail swiped angrily from side to side as even Dynast, the usually cool calm composed one couldn't keep a straight face.
"I made him more cuddly." Dolphin replied proudly.
Zelas began to chase Dolphin around the room. She paused to give some thought to her kitty minion and change him back when Phibrizzo clicked his fingers and warped her away to an Alcoholics Anonomous meeting she was late for. Leaving the kitty-xel Sulking in one corner.
Dolphin bounded over to the cute l'il (okay, big) kittu cat, picked him up from under the arms and dumped him on the table. And doing that to a full sized Xelloss, with no problems at all, is an accomplishment.
Gaav stared at the thing that had landed on his breakfast (see end of chapter for justifications/excuses for mazoku to eat) then let out the most ENORMOUS sneeze ever seen or heard, that made his hair stick out in all directions. Followed by... ANOTHER even BIGGER sneeze that sent him flying backwards off his chair.
The others laughed, the kitty on his breakfast let out a little snork.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU FLEA BITTEN MOGGY?" He yelled popping back up.
"Nothing." came the meek reply as yet another sneeze sent Gaav hurtling to the floor. "mew mew meeeew!" he chortled happily, jumping down on to Gaav's lap, um, wait, perhaps that should say 'jumping on Gaav in general'.
"mew mew." Kittu-Xel offered an apologetic rub against the dark lord's face before being grabbed by Dolphin, unelegantly whumped(© me) on to the table and being subjected to being tickled under the chin.
"Bad Kittu-xellie-wellie. you know poor gaavy waavy is awergic to kitty witty's don't you? yeees you do! you do!"
Dynast sat unconcerned watching as Gaav came out in a rash redder than his hair, Phibrizzo eyed a few left over wine bottles from Zelas then glanced at Xelloss, who was watching them from beneath Dolphin's fussing. He'd defend them of course, if he could escape the severe petting. But there was an easier/lazier way than fighting the embarassed kitty priest-general.
He took a little sack cloth bag and threw it out of the room into the fluffy bunny scene. Xel-kitty's nose twitched, then he shot out of his captors arms and bolted after it.
"Mazoku-nip. And with the heightened sense of smell of a cat.... " Phibrizzo said satisfied. "Won't see him for a while. . . . . hopefully."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Fluffy and topsy sat in the sun nibbling on grass. Their ears pricked up as the saw a small bag land between, then a tremedous whooshing noise caused the poor rabbits to run for their life.
Xel-kittu dropped to run on all fours and pounced on the mazoku-nip. He gave it a sniff, then ripped the bag open with his teeth to pick out the leaves inside and stuff them in his mouth greedily. He chomped them all away and even ate the bag to ensure he got every last piece. Xel-kittu even picked and ate the grass the bag had landed on.
"Grass taste nice." he giggled rocking back and forth. "Ohhh.... I want to be a rabbit." with that statement he got into a crouching pose and bounded towards the burrow of Fluffy and Topsy.
* * * * ***********************
It was on this nice sunny morning that Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadiss and Filia had decided to set out on an adventure together, just for old times sakes.
As they came out of the forest they were greeted by a pair of legs and feet sticking out of a hole way too small.
"What's this?" Gourry asked, pulling Kittu-Xel out of the hole, with a bit of a struggle, and holding the luckless mazoku up by his foot for the group to view.
"Laaa laaaa laaaa!" the kitty-mazoku chirped swinging by one foot
Gouury walked back to the group, still holding Xelloss upside down, who got a good view up Filia's skirt as they discussed exactly what they'd found.
"we'd better take him with us." was the group conclusion.
______________________________________________
[ Mazoku eating plot hole explanation type thingamy ]
a If Zelas drinks and smokes, then why not eat?
b they eat for fun - Well /I/ DO!
c I want them to
d The physical form they create needs energy as well as their astral form. :P
e E=MC²/¾Ma+Ryu³
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µ3fh+¼p-¾Xe