A/N: Okay… This just sort of formed in my head when I came across Hyoutei on Wikipedia © so it's completely random, and I'm only putting this up on FF on impulse, so sorry if it's awful!
I'm thinking of starting a collection of one-shots starring the Hyoutei regulars, because they're just so cool XD That all depends on how much people like this story, or whether or not they think I should…
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Wikipedia, if I did… Well, I just don't XD
I don't own Prince of Tennis either, I'm just an obsessed fangirl who writes fanfiction for kicks XD
Lessons Learnt At Hyoutei Gakuen
Inuzuka Nin
"Eh? What's Wikipedia?" asked Mukahi, staring at the computer screen in front of him.
"Beats me. Whoa, our stats are here!" Shishido exclaimed, clicking the link to open a page containing data on each of the Hyoutei regulars.
"Hm, interesting…" Oshitari mused, reading the text. "It only has limited info on Atobe… Wow, they have my height, weight, and even my family members here…"
"EH?! YOU LIKE GIRLS WITH PRETTY LEGS?!"
"Don't worry, Gakuto; I'm sure your legs are beautiful."
"SHUT UP, SHISHIDO!"
In an attempt to avoid further bickering, Ohtori took hold of the mouse and scrolled down the page, to reveal Jirou's stats.
"SUGOI!" cried the narcoleptic, who had just woken up. "They know everything about me!"
"Ano, Jirou-senpai? You like 'knowledgeable and bright' girls?"
"What about-"
"Do not fret, Yuushi. Everyone knows Ore-sama is both knowledgeable and bright, not to mention gorgeous."
There was a scoff from Shishido and a cough that sounded suspiciously like 'narcissist' courtesy of Gakuto. Oshitari sighed.
"…Hai…"
"Look! Shishido's stats! SUGOI!!"
"Ne, Shishido, I didn't know your favourite food was cheese sandwiches…"
"It's true. I love the cheese."
"Riiight…."
"Shut it, Mukahi!"
"Look! Look! Muka-chan likes girls with 'a lot of knowledge'!"
"Well, Oshitari-senpai is very knowledgeable…"
"Ah, Ohtori's stats."
"Oooh… Ohtori likes loyal girls!! That's you out, Shishido!"
"Watch your mouth, you bastard! I'm very loyal! Right, Ohtori?"
"Ano… Uh…"
"Haha! BURN!"
"…"
"OUCH! Yuushi! Shishido just bitch-slapped me!!"
"…You deserved it this time, Gakuto."
"Haha! BURN!!"
"Okay… Ohtori, skip Hiyoshi's stats, no one cares about him anyway."
"GEKOKUJOU!!"
"Oooh. He sounds angry. Maybe you should run, Oshitari-senpai…"
"I wouldn't worry about it, the author is too lazy to add him to the story in any more detail."
"Ah, okay then… Oh, Kabaji's stats."
"What is the point in this? Ore-sama knows everything about each one of his minions."
"SUGOI! Kabaji's favourite food is pizza!"
"Hm, what else does it say? Scroll down! Scroll down!"
"Calm down, Gakuto."
"…"
"…"
"Oh. My. God."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Ore-sama is shocked."
"Ne, ne! Look! Its says here Kabaji is GAY!!"
Cue sweat dropping and falling to the ground anime-style.
Lesson learnt at Hyoutei Gakuen today: ignorance is bliss.
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A/N: So, what did you think? Good? Bad? Should I keep it as a one-shot or make it a collection, because I have a lot more ideas!
Oh, the link with all the information is this (remove spaces and brackets):
www . en . wikipedia . org / wiki / HyoteiGakuen
Please review, it makes the author happy, desu!!