TITLE: A secret that won't come from me
AUTHOR: Kami Beverly
FANDOM: Yu Yu Hakusho
GENRE: Parody/Romance
RATING: PG
WARNING: Shonen ai fluff, Mary-Sue bashing
DISCLAMER: I don't own anything.
Hiei groaned as he dropped heavily on Kurama's bed. "Tell me, fox, were your parent disgustingly horny all the time or what?""What's this about, Hiei?"
"…I think we just found another one of your 'lost lost siblings'."
The redhead chuckled amicably. "…let me guess. She's instantly fallen for your charm."
"Hn." 'It's not funny'
Kurama sighed and went on. "and she's being accompanied by your long lost other twin sister who happens to enroll at my school and be my 'one true love'?"
This time the fire demon smirked.
Kurama groaned, dropping his head on the desk. "Why does this only happen to us?"
"Because neither Yuusuke nor Kuwabara are pretty or mysterious enough to attract anyone. And they're taken."
Kurama pouted, making his way to sit on the bed near the demon, draping an arm around the small shoulder. "But so are we!"
"That, Fox," he muttered, moving up so that their noses were almost touching. "Is a secret."
"So it is," he chuckled, before tilting his head, leaning forward, and sealing their lips together.