Disclaimer: I don't own The Book of Mormon or American Idiot. I don't even own some of these ideas like Theo popping out of Jimmy's pants. I think I was delirious when I wrote this so... Enjoy! :D
(Setting: Jingletown, California. The hallway of a rundown apartment building
Two Mormon boys enter into the hallway. Kevin Price and Arnold Cunningham have rung the door bell of every apartment and have one left.)
Elder Price: Thank the heavenly father! This is the last apartment!
Elder Cunningham: Are you sure you don't want to got back through and see if anyone changed their minds?
Elder Price: It doesn't usually work like that.
Elder Cunningham: Well, Anakin Skywalker never thought he'd be evil but-
Price: *rings the doorbell*
Ding-Dong! Ding-dong!
Price: (under breath) don't be home, don't be home, don't be home-
Cunningham: *gasps* Kevin!
Price: I told you Elder Cunningham, you can NOT call me Kevin!
Cunningham: Yeah, but you're my best friend!
Price: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(The door opens revealing two men, Johnny & Jimmy)
Price: Hello! My name is Elder Price and-
Cunningham: Sleeping with frogs will rid you of AIDS!
Price: ARNOLD!
Johnny: If you're helping rid AIDS, you might want to make a crossover fic with RENT.
Jimmy: And you just broke the fucking fourth wall, dumbass!
Price: Quit making things up Elder Cunningham!
Elder Cunningham: You watch me. One day I'll save african villages with my teachings.
Price: Yeah I'll believe that when a book gets shoved up my butt.
Jimmy: If you don't get off my doormat, I will shove a fucking Webster Dictionary up both your asses!
Cunningham: NOOOOOOO!
Price: Woah, Woah, WOAH! There's no need for any violence here!
Johnny: What's with the perfect hair and white shirts? Who are these guys?
Jimmy: They're Mormons.
Johnny: Mormon. Isn't that a disease?
Price & Cunningham: ...
Jimmy: ...
Johnny: What?
Jimmy: Get the fuck out.
Johnny: Wha-?
Jimmy: NOW!
Johnny: *cries and runs back into the apartment*
Jimmy: So where were we? Oh yeah! I was about to shove books up your ass.
Price: We don't want to cause any trouble. We're from the Church of Latter-day Saints and we have come to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!
Jimmy: Jesus?
Johnny: *from inside* What?
Jimmy: NOT YOU!
Johnny: *cries*
Price: ANYWAYS, have you ever felt that there's an emptiness in your life?
Jimmy: What the fuck?
Price: Just listen, When you go to sleep at night do you sometimes feel a power STIRRING inside you?
Jimmy: *takes a step outside* Yeah! Exactly how I feel!
Cunningham: Well then, scary emo rapist looking guy, come on down!
Jimmy: ...
Price: ...
Cunningham: *giggles*
Price: (under breath) Why me? (clears throat) Back to what I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, do you find yourself asking questions about that strange feeling inside?
Jimmy: Fuck yeah!
Price: And it's because you want to believe in something more, isn't it?
Jimmy: No, it's because I've got Theo in my pants.
Price: You've got WHAT?
Jimmy: I've got Theo in my pants! You can help out?
Price: You might want to pray to Jesus about that.
Jimmy: I complain to him every fucking day!
Johnny: *pokes his head out* It's true! There's no end to the complaining!
Jimmy: Back inside! NOW!
Johnny: *cries and disappears into the apartment*
Price: You don't really like your friend there, don't you?
Jimmy: Nah. We're always shipped together. It's okay.
Price: Shipped? What is that?
Jimmy: When people think a certain couple should exist. For example, I bet there's a huge group of people who ship you and your stupid friend over there.
Price: ... I'm going to go vomit.
Johnny: *from the inside* And you were bitching me about breaking the fourth wall you hypocrite!
Price: *trying not to throw up* Well, back to your problem-
Jimmy: I HAVE NO PROBLEMS! IM FLAWLESS!
Price: -with this thing named Theo.
Jimmy: Oh, yeah. He randomly pops out of my pants during the day.
Price: ...
Jimmy: And Theo is not the name I gave my penis! JUST making that clear!
Price: Oh GOD! I wasn't even thinking that!
Theo: *pops out of pants* Did someone call my name?
Price: AUGH! *drops the Book of Mormon*
Theo: Woah! Who's the attractive Mormon guy?
Price: EWWWWW!
Jimmy: Go away Theo!
Theo: Not until you introduce me to your handsome friend!
Cunningham: HEY! He's MY best friend so back off!
Price: This is all Too Much Too Soon! *grabs his book off the floor* Let's get out of here!
Theo: Too Much Too Soon? That's really catchy... *sees Price start to walk away* NOOOOOOO! Attractive Mormon guy! Come back!
(Price and Cunningham run down the hallway and out of sight)
Jimmy: Hey! I still have Theo in my pants!
The End