A/N: These are the stories from my old account but it became inactivated
Disclaimer: I don't own House
Wilson went into Annie's room. He was saddened that this young woman was dieing and yet there was nothing he could do. Actually there was plenty but he was just too lazy to try so he informed the patient that she was dying and that she could try lam-radiation treatment but it wouldn't makeany difference; they agreed that it was a big waste of time.
Meanwhile, House was in a nice fancy lounge he had just got kicked out of, but came back into, because we all know that he'll never learn his lesson. Anyway he was watching the O.C on a big screen t.v and trying to avoid clinic duty, while complementing weather to break into his duckling's supply closet and steal his hair gel or not. He decided in the end not to because it was evident that Chase didn't have a backbone unless you make him confront his father or a random person stole his hair gel. Wilson still had the black eye because House had tipped to the Aussie that Wilson had a whole cabinet full one time.
Foreman was in the patient's room trying to calm him down after having accidentally causing the patient to have a severe allergic reaction to the ibuprofen that had been noted in the chart three times. It was completely pointless either way to get Foreman to actually give the right medication to a patient. Number one, being that he is totally arrogant and therefore wants to take his own history. Next when he doesn't he trys to right it between the margins thus making the nurses doodle in the spaces so that he can't. Last they have to circle it six times to get him to actually see it. As it turns out, he called a nurse a very dreadful word making her circle it three times instead of six, resulting in the patient to have itchy rashes.
"I'm sorry Vogler, but the good news is that your not going to be dying anytime soon," Foreman added noting in the chart the word goner.
When a doctor notes a patient a goner, it's usually one of two things. The patient is dead or is going to die whether they recieve treatment or not. Foreman put it in the chart sorely out of the fact that he didn't want to treat the guy.
"See you do everything your boss tells you to," Vogler shouted.
"I don't know what your talking about," Foreman feigned stupid, (which was incredibly easy for him to do since he technically was called that on a daily basis and was seen doing idiotic things to rival Chase).
"He told you to do this," Vogler shreiked pointing at his rashes.
Foreman took the hint- and gave Vogler more ibuprofen.
Chase was mildly displeased with the number of children coming into the clinic today. He also ran out of hair gel and found out about Wilson's fetish for stealing it. He had found out not an hour ago after punching Wilson that it must have been because it started with a 'J'. Wilson married people who began with the letter J so Chase kindly gave him one bottle of his hair gel as an apology present because he wasn't just going to apologize, that was too easy.
"Name," Chase asked the third little girl coming in that day.
"Angelina Jolie," The girl stated.
"Did she shrink," Chase asked the mother.
Obvious to all the doctors but himself, Chase's power of deduction was slow. So slow in fact, that it took him three whole days to realize that House did things to him as entertainment and indeed not to be his friend. It was the same for these little girls.
Noting the rash on the girls elbow, Chase was sure she must be psycho, therefore, sending her to the third floor with the psych people.
It was when there was ten little girls with rashes and the other five coming back from the psych ward through the ER that Chase concluded that it was an epidemic and therefore told Cuddy who was displeased and went to solve the problem with interns and alot of swabs.