Reporter: Mr. Tentacles, do you think you are a good person?
Squidward: Yes, When I was a young squid my brother got cau..
Reporter: Um. I didn't ask for your life story I simply asked you if you think you are a good person and you answered that so.next question.
Squidward: Well excuse me.
Reporter: What do you regret in life?
Squidward: I regret living next to that yellow moron sp..spon.. it pains me to say his name, and that stupid starfish Patrick who couldn't tell the difference between a fishhook and sand. I also regret working at the Krusty Krab it should be the Crappy Crab I hate working for the cheapskate Mr.Krabs. He never gives me my paycheck, if I get any my brakes are about two minutes long and..
Reporter: Pleeeeease stop your going to put me to sleep.
Squidward: What kind of a reporter are you?
Reporter: An impatient one. Since you think I am a bad reporter I'll let this little yellow guy take over.
Squidward: (gasp) Oh no, you mean sp..sponge.Spongebob. Noooo. Please don't torture me I'll do anything. I beg you.
Reporter: Ha, it's too late for that now.
Spongebob: This is going to be so much fun Squidee.
Squidward: Yeah right. Can I kill myself now.
Spongebob: So Squidee what do you..
Squidward: Stop don't say another word.
Spongebob: Okay Squidee
Squidward: That was one word.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
So now Squidward is a plate of Calamari in Miami so let this be a lesson to you never argue with a reporter or you could end up like Mr. Calamari here.
Squidward: Yes, When I was a young squid my brother got cau..
Reporter: Um. I didn't ask for your life story I simply asked you if you think you are a good person and you answered that so.next question.
Squidward: Well excuse me.
Reporter: What do you regret in life?
Squidward: I regret living next to that yellow moron sp..spon.. it pains me to say his name, and that stupid starfish Patrick who couldn't tell the difference between a fishhook and sand. I also regret working at the Krusty Krab it should be the Crappy Crab I hate working for the cheapskate Mr.Krabs. He never gives me my paycheck, if I get any my brakes are about two minutes long and..
Reporter: Pleeeeease stop your going to put me to sleep.
Squidward: What kind of a reporter are you?
Reporter: An impatient one. Since you think I am a bad reporter I'll let this little yellow guy take over.
Squidward: (gasp) Oh no, you mean sp..sponge.Spongebob. Noooo. Please don't torture me I'll do anything. I beg you.
Reporter: Ha, it's too late for that now.
Spongebob: This is going to be so much fun Squidee.
Squidward: Yeah right. Can I kill myself now.
Spongebob: So Squidee what do you..
Squidward: Stop don't say another word.
Spongebob: Okay Squidee
Squidward: That was one word.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
So now Squidward is a plate of Calamari in Miami so let this be a lesson to you never argue with a reporter or you could end up like Mr. Calamari here.