A/N: lol, I just couldn't resist! There's so much Achele on my Tumblr dashboard! It's madness! Glorious, sexy madness!
I hope you like it & have a delightful Halloween. (;
( I don't own Glee, Dianna, or Lea. )
The most frightening thing this Halloween was how sexy Dianna made that dinosaur costume look.
Oh, excuse my ignorance. Dianna's not a dinosaur, she's Reptar. Earlier I had foolishly called it a dinosaur costume, only to be rewarded with a playful slap on the shoulder and a not so angry ( adorable ) scowl sent my direction.
"I'm not just any dinosaur, Lea! I'm Reptar! Rawr!"
Could she possibly be any more adorable?
No. The answer is no.
I felt two arms wrapping around my waist and pulling me closer, two green, plush arms.
"I'm gonna eat you up, swan queen!"
"NO! I'm being eaten by a dinosaur!" I screamed.
Dianna thumped my forehead, "I already told you! I'm Reptar! Haven't you ever seen Rugrats? Did you have a deprived childhood or something?"
"I know you're Reptar, sweetie. I just like annoying you."
Dianna gave the cutest little whimper, "You're so mean to me!"
"Aw, does Reptar need a kiss?"
"Yes, please." Dianna sniffed daintily as she leaned forward, pressing a soft kiss to my waiting lips. She always tasted different, sometimes like cotton candy and sometimes like sugar cookies. Today it was a mixture between fruit punch and candy corn and gummy worms...
"HEY!" Mark called from somewhere in the distance. I didn't bother opening my eyes or paying any attention to whatever he was saying. I focused on the way that Dianna's hands were tugging at my tight bun, releasing my hair from its constraints and letting it flow freely down my back. The way her lips tugged daringly at my bottom lip. I'd never tasted anything more delicious, I just wanted more...
"Why's the T-Rex eating the Jew?" Chris finished for him, sending the rest of the party into fits of laughter. I felt Dianna smile against my lips. We finally broke our kiss to grin and giggle together.
She smiled before pulling me into a hug, my head resting on her scaly green shoulder.
Yeah, it's official. My girlfriend's a freak. A sweet, loveable freak.
"Happy Halloween, Lea."