Zak Goes Trick-or-Treating
It was a lovely Hallow's eve and Zak Saturday was going out to receive his obligatory free candies from the persons of the neighborhood, along with his trusty brothers Fiskerton and bottomless pit of a mutant lizard, Komodo. Zon was coming along too because she was wearing a My Little Pony costume which looked very kawaii on her. Zak and Fisk and Zon began to walk down the street whilst their mother Drew waved and told them to be careful and not go near Jehovah's Witnesses. She also told them not to go to any houses that looked suspicious because pedophiles liked to trick young, nubile children on Halloween with the promise of Snickers and Twix. But then they only received unwanted backdoor sex.
"Okay mom, we'll be good," said Zak and he trotted off happily with candy bag and his siblings in tow.
Everything went off without a hitch and they loaded up on candy nicely. Then they came to the familiar house of the block which rarely anyone dared to go. Weird World! Mostly because Argost did not wish to have young whipper-snappers trespassing on his well kept lawn. But Zak did it anyway because he liked to taunt Argost. So he went up there and told Fisk and Zon to hide in the bushes. They did.
"Watch this!" Zak said and pulled out his prank bag. He had a brown paper sack and lit it on fire, then went up to the door and knocked loudly, then ran off into the bushes. The mischievous trio giggled and waited.
The door flew open and Argost appeared dramatically.
"Greetings and bien venue!" he shouted to empty air and looked around, flabbergasted. He saw no children to frighten off but he did lay eyes on a smoldering bag which was on his doorstep and had somehow caught fire. And all yetis know FIRE BAD. "Ah, fire!" yelled Argost. And he went to stop the bag.
It gave a loud squish under his foot and ceased being on fire. Argost sniffed the air and found it to be quite fouled with a stench. He looked down at his shoe and discovered the source of the stench.
"Excrement!" he cried to the heavens above. Instantly he knew what had happened from years of asshole trick or treaters bothering him. "This was put here by pranksters!" He shook a fist angrily.
"Ha ha!" laughed Zak and his freakish brothers and sister. But then they weren't paying attention and Munya jumped out at them causing them all to shriek in fright.
"Oh no, Munya! Run!" yelled Zak. Everyone of them took off in different directions and Munya chased them around.
"I'll get into trouble if mom and dad find out I was pranking people, even Argost!" Zak said nervously and he grabbed some candy balls from his bag. He threw them under Munya's large foot and Munya went flying, tripping and heading right toward Argost.
"Bwaah!" shrieked Argost. Munya smacked him and they both fell in the burnt poop and got it all over their faces.
"Nooo!" Argost shrieked louder when he lifted his head and found it to be covered with the foul fecal matter, and all over in his hair and probably in his mouth for gross out factor.
Way down on the sidewalk and in safety, Zak roared with laughter. Fisk and Komodo and Zon came too and started laughing.
"This is the best Halloween ever!" yelled Zak.
And that's when somebody dressed like Freddy Krueger jumped out of the bushes behind them and pulled them all into a portal to hell.
"This is still the best Halloween ever!" screamed Zak as the portal closed.
THE EEEEEEEEEEEND