Ace: BlueEyesGirl here! Although I'm also referred to as Ace of Spades
(Ace for short), so I'll be Ace in the story!! YAY!!
Yugi: So when are we going to start?
Ace: In about 2 minutes and 47 seconds, which gives us just enough time to do the disclaimer and the rules and stuff.
Yugi: Yay! ^__^ *runs off*
Ace: Ok! So here's the deal, I'm interviewing the YuGiOh cast on pointless stuff, *mumbling - usually what American dubbers do to them* and they have to tell the truth, because they have a lie detector wired to them! The consequence, if they lie, is that they will have to be locked in a room with a bunch of fan girls/boys! Want to be a crazed fan girl/boy? Tell me and I'll add you!!
During the show there will be some surprise guests and at the end whoever YOU, yes YOU (a/n: notice the Capitalization) vote on will get a prize!! ^o^
YGO cast: YAY!!
Ace: Ok! So I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, of course, and I don't own anything else that has TM on it or is copywrited!! SO LET'S GET STARTED!!
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Yami ~*~*~
Ace: Welcome to the YuGiOh talk show!!!!
Audience full of crazed YGO fans: YAY!! *cheer*
Ace: I'm your host the Ace of Spades!! *mysterious music plays in the back round* Ok! Our first guest tonight will be an ancient, Egyptian pharaoh, is a Yugi look a like, and a fellow who likes to say, "Let's play a game".. Give it up for Yami!!
Audience: YAY!! HOO HOO HOO!!
Yami: *walks out onto the stage looking very nervously at all the lights and cameras*
Ace: Ok, Yami! Have a seat! Let's talk about what you say.
Yami: ?__? What do you mean?
Ace: Come on you know, all those speeches about the heart of the cards and destiny crap and such.
Yami: Oh, so you're making fun of the heart of the cards? Is that it? If you don't believe in the heart of the cards you may never.
Ace: Yeah, yeah. we've all hear this before right folks?
Audience: YEP!!
Ace: But we know that in the Battle City tournament you talk a lot about "the fate of the world depends on you".
Yami: Well the fate of the world does depend on me, and Yugi. We've got to fight against the evil spirit Marik.
Ace: That's another thing, why can't we just call it Yami Marik? I mean its nothing bad is it?
Yami: Don't ask me, ask the dubbers.
Ace: Hmm. I guess you're right. Anyway, next question. Have you ever had a sexual relationship with Yugi?
Yami: *blushes* Well.. Ummm..
Ace: This might be a wonderful time to remind you that if you lie, the lie detector will go off and you'll have to be locked in a room with a bunch of fan girls closely monitored by the rest of us.
Yami: O__o *Looks over at the separated section with sign labeled "Yami Fans" on it, and gives a nervous look* Ok... *sigh* FINE I ADMIT IT, I'VE ONLY SLEPT WITH HIM ONCE, NOTHING WENT ON, HE JUST HAD A BAD DREAM!!
Yami Section: AWWWW!!
Other sections: *making barfing noises, laughing, etc.*
Ace: O__o *mumbling* They don't pay me enough. Ooooook, did you actually think you believing in the heart of the cards make you win? Because you know that in Duelist Kingdom (a/n: doesn't apply to Battle City) the people on the blue-side dueling ALWAYS won. Ever notice that Yami?
Yami: No, of course not.
Lie Detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!
Yami section: *gasp*
Yami: Dammit!!
Ace: Now you know how I feel against my mother.
Yami: ?
Ace: My mom has that kind of power, even without a lie detector.
Yami: O__O Woah.
Ace: Well anyways, time to spend time in a room with fan girls.
Yami section: PICK ME!! NO PICK ME!! PICK ME!!
Yami: *sees a Yami fan shaking a Yami plushy up and down against the chair, busting the head open and stuffing coming out* O____O NOOOOOOOO!! *faint*
Ace: Ummmmm... I guess we'll have to save him for later in the show. Can someone take him to the back. Well I guess that's all we have enough time for today!! If you'd like to be in the room with Yami when he's conscious again, just ask and I'll put ya in!!
Please Review!!! I'm just pointing out many things in the American version (a/n: If you haven't seen the Japanese version you got to!!) so please NO flames please!! I can't smell it anyway so don't even bother.
Yugi: So when are we going to start?
Ace: In about 2 minutes and 47 seconds, which gives us just enough time to do the disclaimer and the rules and stuff.
Yugi: Yay! ^__^ *runs off*
Ace: Ok! So here's the deal, I'm interviewing the YuGiOh cast on pointless stuff, *mumbling - usually what American dubbers do to them* and they have to tell the truth, because they have a lie detector wired to them! The consequence, if they lie, is that they will have to be locked in a room with a bunch of fan girls/boys! Want to be a crazed fan girl/boy? Tell me and I'll add you!!
During the show there will be some surprise guests and at the end whoever YOU, yes YOU (a/n: notice the Capitalization) vote on will get a prize!! ^o^
YGO cast: YAY!!
Ace: Ok! So I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, of course, and I don't own anything else that has TM on it or is copywrited!! SO LET'S GET STARTED!!
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Yami ~*~*~
Ace: Welcome to the YuGiOh talk show!!!!
Audience full of crazed YGO fans: YAY!! *cheer*
Ace: I'm your host the Ace of Spades!! *mysterious music plays in the back round* Ok! Our first guest tonight will be an ancient, Egyptian pharaoh, is a Yugi look a like, and a fellow who likes to say, "Let's play a game".. Give it up for Yami!!
Audience: YAY!! HOO HOO HOO!!
Yami: *walks out onto the stage looking very nervously at all the lights and cameras*
Ace: Ok, Yami! Have a seat! Let's talk about what you say.
Yami: ?__? What do you mean?
Ace: Come on you know, all those speeches about the heart of the cards and destiny crap and such.
Yami: Oh, so you're making fun of the heart of the cards? Is that it? If you don't believe in the heart of the cards you may never.
Ace: Yeah, yeah. we've all hear this before right folks?
Audience: YEP!!
Ace: But we know that in the Battle City tournament you talk a lot about "the fate of the world depends on you".
Yami: Well the fate of the world does depend on me, and Yugi. We've got to fight against the evil spirit Marik.
Ace: That's another thing, why can't we just call it Yami Marik? I mean its nothing bad is it?
Yami: Don't ask me, ask the dubbers.
Ace: Hmm. I guess you're right. Anyway, next question. Have you ever had a sexual relationship with Yugi?
Yami: *blushes* Well.. Ummm..
Ace: This might be a wonderful time to remind you that if you lie, the lie detector will go off and you'll have to be locked in a room with a bunch of fan girls closely monitored by the rest of us.
Yami: O__o *Looks over at the separated section with sign labeled "Yami Fans" on it, and gives a nervous look* Ok... *sigh* FINE I ADMIT IT, I'VE ONLY SLEPT WITH HIM ONCE, NOTHING WENT ON, HE JUST HAD A BAD DREAM!!
Yami Section: AWWWW!!
Other sections: *making barfing noises, laughing, etc.*
Ace: O__o *mumbling* They don't pay me enough. Ooooook, did you actually think you believing in the heart of the cards make you win? Because you know that in Duelist Kingdom (a/n: doesn't apply to Battle City) the people on the blue-side dueling ALWAYS won. Ever notice that Yami?
Yami: No, of course not.
Lie Detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!
Yami section: *gasp*
Yami: Dammit!!
Ace: Now you know how I feel against my mother.
Yami: ?
Ace: My mom has that kind of power, even without a lie detector.
Yami: O__O Woah.
Ace: Well anyways, time to spend time in a room with fan girls.
Yami section: PICK ME!! NO PICK ME!! PICK ME!!
Yami: *sees a Yami fan shaking a Yami plushy up and down against the chair, busting the head open and stuffing coming out* O____O NOOOOOOOO!! *faint*
Ace: Ummmmm... I guess we'll have to save him for later in the show. Can someone take him to the back. Well I guess that's all we have enough time for today!! If you'd like to be in the room with Yami when he's conscious again, just ask and I'll put ya in!!
Please Review!!! I'm just pointing out many things in the American version (a/n: If you haven't seen the Japanese version you got to!!) so please NO flames please!! I can't smell it anyway so don't even bother.