ok, i didnt know what to make for my thrid fan-fic but i think this will be realy funny so i wrote what it would be like if Deku Srubs took over hyrule

so here it goes....

!@#$%^&*()_+_()*&^%$#@!

~The Legand of Zelda~

~the wrath of the deku srubs~

(dun, dun, dun)

!@#$%^&*()_+_()*&^%$#@!

Discamer: I do not own any of the charactors except the autor cartictor, and the king of the srubs (sorta)

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one beautiful day in hyrlule, Link had a BBQ party, all the sages and friends were there. Even Malon, Zelda, and Ruto was there. (she wasnt invited)

Link: *wearing a kiss the cook shirt* Hi everyone

everyone: Hello

Zelda: *in a bakini tanning next to the pool* AHH link are the burgurs done yet???

Link: no, not yet

Everyone was having fun even Ganondof, when suddenley!

Malon: AHH link save me from that black cloud!!!

Zelda: Oh dear, we all left the castle without anyone keeping gurd

Guard 1: Zelda, did you bring up the draw bridge before you left!!!

Zelda: Is a draw brige that thingy in front of the castle that you walk across to get in???

Guard 1: Yes, Zelda

Zelda: Then, no....*smiles sweetly*

Guard 2: WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!

EVERYONE: ((SCREAMS))

Link: I hear some thing....

KiNg Of ThE DeKu ShRuBs: HAHAHAHAHAHA THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!

Ruto: link, *clinging to link* whats that lazer beam thigy!!!

Link: HoLy BEEP

WE INTURPT THIS TO TELL YOU THAT PORSONS OF THIS BRODCAST ARE SENSURED, JUST KIDDING!

Link: HoLy ShIt!~

Suddenly the lazer beam thigy shoots down *a dome appers over all of hyrule!

Link: *stares at the fish thigy on his arm* RUTO! YOUR A... HALF ZORA HALF DEKU SRUB!

Malon srub: LINK WHY ARENT YOU A SRUB???????

Link: I guess because i can become one when ever i want. puts on the deku mask.

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TO BE CONTUED IF REVIEW APPER.......