Lupin goes to find the gold of the ancient. In this adventure he will come
across many friends.
CHAPTER 1:WHERE ARE THE SPARE UNDERWEAR I PACKED.
Lupin set off for the ancient on the day death. Many years ago the day of death was used as anc excuse to eat brownies and watch TV. He trudged down the path to the bottom of the street. He stuck his thumb out hooping for a ride. His arms was taken off by a passing car…too bad.
He got a new arm put in which made brownies celebrating national death day. He made some food, ate it and set off again. This time his arm stopped the on coming car.
In the car sat the head master of Hogwarts, Dumbledore. He was wearing a summer shirt and sun glasses.
"Want a ride?" he asked after filling the dent with his new invention, 'who gives a shit dent filler'.
Lupin hopped in and they set off. Lupin told Dumbledore about the tresure and dumbledore decided to go with him. Dumbledore, coincidentally, had camping gear in his boot.
They set up and watched the night sky pass. They slept and Lupin had a dream about puigs who ate him and cheese, then bob blew up Hogwarts.
He woke up in the moring to find he had been abandoned by dumbledore.
"WHY?" He shouted. He fell to the ground. He got his bag out to dress when…
(a/n DUN DUN DUN)His underwear were missing. All his clothes were missing.
He walked for a long time naked till he found a house.
In the house was a mouse.
Up the mouse's arse was a louse.
The louse was eating a pick me up letter.
The letter read…
Dear Lupin,
When we were camping, I realized. How much u smell of dead bodies. I left you to yourself. I stol your clothes tyo wash them. They are in the washing basket. Please feed my mouse mr.swiggles. And kill the louse. It annoying me.
Hope you find the gold. But I will beat you to it.
Yours Inpeddingly,
DUMBLEYDOOR!
But Lupin was too stupid not to go into the house.
I WILL MAKE NEXT CHAPTER SOON I CAN'T BE ARSED RIGHT NOW THOUGH.
Yours Acneprouducersmakingly,
Joe
CHAPTER 1:WHERE ARE THE SPARE UNDERWEAR I PACKED.
Lupin set off for the ancient on the day death. Many years ago the day of death was used as anc excuse to eat brownies and watch TV. He trudged down the path to the bottom of the street. He stuck his thumb out hooping for a ride. His arms was taken off by a passing car…too bad.
He got a new arm put in which made brownies celebrating national death day. He made some food, ate it and set off again. This time his arm stopped the on coming car.
In the car sat the head master of Hogwarts, Dumbledore. He was wearing a summer shirt and sun glasses.
"Want a ride?" he asked after filling the dent with his new invention, 'who gives a shit dent filler'.
Lupin hopped in and they set off. Lupin told Dumbledore about the tresure and dumbledore decided to go with him. Dumbledore, coincidentally, had camping gear in his boot.
They set up and watched the night sky pass. They slept and Lupin had a dream about puigs who ate him and cheese, then bob blew up Hogwarts.
He woke up in the moring to find he had been abandoned by dumbledore.
"WHY?" He shouted. He fell to the ground. He got his bag out to dress when…
(a/n DUN DUN DUN)His underwear were missing. All his clothes were missing.
He walked for a long time naked till he found a house.
In the house was a mouse.
Up the mouse's arse was a louse.
The louse was eating a pick me up letter.
The letter read…
Dear Lupin,
When we were camping, I realized. How much u smell of dead bodies. I left you to yourself. I stol your clothes tyo wash them. They are in the washing basket. Please feed my mouse mr.swiggles. And kill the louse. It annoying me.
Hope you find the gold. But I will beat you to it.
Yours Inpeddingly,
DUMBLEYDOOR!
But Lupin was too stupid not to go into the house.
I WILL MAKE NEXT CHAPTER SOON I CAN'T BE ARSED RIGHT NOW THOUGH.
Yours Acneprouducersmakingly,
Joe